Favourite animal

Elephant - cos they look great with wrinkles...who else does that apply to??

Favourite food

ALL food...Mmm, yummy! I eat for England....and Scotland...and Wales...eek! But I have to say anything spicy and garlic-y (mmm, nice breath)

Favourite phrase

Spend today cos you might be dead tomorrow (did I just make that up??) I also like 'Oh...you guys made me ink' from Finding Nemo. Oh yes, quality film.

Scared of ...

Starving, werewolves, people throwing wee at me at concerts, creepy men..creepy women for that matter, horses (cos they have human teeth), sharks....getting old (no no, it won't happen. I WILL be Joan Collins!) I'm also really scared of belly button fluff (WHAT IS IT?) and green crisps. Polystyrene is just horrible (the noise...oh god the noise!) and long finger nails on men are RANK!! Oooh, and scary Japanese horror films - I have to check my cupboards in case they're in there.

My heros...

It's got to be The Hoff - come on, he is THE ultimate legend. I love the fact he got so drunk and peed in his pants - ha ha. Mr Hoff, if you're reading this, I'll take you on a night out and we'll get mashed matey! Obviously Mum and Dad are pretty cool - being scousers, they are normally dancing on tables at the end of the night - THAT's where I get it from (I knew I had an excuse somewhere)!

Happiest when..

I'm tipsy and doing my crazy dancing that scares people away. Oh yeah - live the dream! Now THAT's why I don't pull - ha ha. I'm normally quite happy when I'm eating too - sherbert and sherbert lollies are the best food ever! Actually, I'm always happy - normally can be found giggling til I cry and bouncing off the walls. Oooh and neck kisses! Yeah yeah! And talking to randoms in clubs, which I tend to do every time I go out - I love talking to randoms - so funny! My fave dance is the combine harvester dance, where I pretend to be a combine harvester - always teaching the randoms that:-) Love the zoo as well - love it! And saturday morning sleep ins...so exciting they make my toes wiggle.

Hometown

Milton Keynes (concrete cows and roundabouts, yes yes, I know!) Born in Liverpool, lived in Tenerife (5 years) and South Africa (5 years) so this place does NOT rock. Bad Milton Keynes! Can normally be found in Oceana on a saturday night with two drinks in my hands boogying on down!

Occupation

Communications Officer - so PR and Marketing and stuff. It's alright - keeping me going and paying for tequilas

Relationship status

I go for bad boys who cause drama and tears, so upped my selection criteria and now I'm soooper picky - whoops!

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