What I am brilliant at

Taking the piss, annoying people, partying, talking shit

What I'd like to change about myself

Im fairly comfortable with who I am but a slightly bigger Wing-Wang'd be cool. Its not small, just everyone wants that extra inch

Naughtiest thing I've ever done

Got really hammered and ended up screwing some girl I'd just met in the squeaker (that's bumhole to you ladies and gents) by mistake behind some holiday flats and then got caught by the security guards and ran off leaving the girl tangled in her own clothes. I regret it to this day.

When did I last change my underwear

I don't know but I cant feel the crisp clean freshness of Lenor anymore

Happiest when

Making someone happy (doesn't have to be squeaker related), talking jive, playing games that include fire usually tickles my pickle

Favourite music, movie, magazine

I like everything except R'n'B at the mo. I like Hip-Hop, Jungle, Heavy Metal, a lot of the new-wave indie stuff, old skool Rock'n'Roll, even pop's not to bad these days (Mika...what can you say....the guy rules!). My favourie movie is probably either Battle Royale or Pay It Forward( chicken soup for the soul) and I don't really read magazines but my favourite book is A portrait of the artist as a young man by Joyce

Hometown

Ilfracombe

Occupation

Bar Man

Relationship status

Complicated

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