The weirdest place I have ever woken up

my dogs bed.. my brother found me curled up in my dogs bed with my foot in the water bowl, it was pretty embarrasing....I have a habit of embarrasing myself, like the time I was nearly hospitalized for spraying deodrant in my eye....the time I was walking in town and a pigeon flew into my head.... and the time I strutted into my room dancing and singing naked, after getting out the shower, only to find the window cleaner was cleaning my bedroom window...!!....as a result, I am good at laughing at myself!!!

My life

I probably go out way too much, its not healthy when the bouncers recognise you and the bar man knows what your gonna order. I like to go to indie clubs, sports bars, dance clubs, electro clubs with mushroom gardens..all good with the right company. There is a really good chip shop in derby, SARRYS, got to love the guy, hes even got his own personalised number plate that says sarry on it. He lets me use his loo in times of need, feeds me when I have the munchies..an all round legend.... During the day I either work or sleep, sometimes I shop. I actually hate shopping, but love having new stuff, so it's gotta be done..... I have a little blue corsa that i wizzz about in, but unfortunately I havent passed (YET) so I have to get my dad to wizz round with me. It's not a good look.... Just finished an a level in drama design, which means pissing about with lights, painting sets, finding music, dressing people, and pretending that I'm deep. I'm off to uni to study live television, special effects and documentary..exciting?!

favourite busker song

my humps, always ask for my humps!!!! especially if he's playing a harmonica.

proudest moment

playing a lesbian art critic in a play. I had one line and I got to wear a POLO NECK! I really did look like a lesbian, and the audience laughed a lot

I would love to marry

a fireman or a police man or a life guard or anyone who is heroic and wears a uniform mmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!

My claim to fame

my mum knows sting, I went to see david blaine when he was living in a glass box, he waved at me! I met reece zoe and gilly from hollyoaks in london! also, I met Jamie T in a bar in derby and he was reeeeally rude (he even SPAT on my friend, what a loser). It would be cool if I was on shipwrecked and he was like ooo its sarah from shipwrecked and I'd be like 'Who are the fuck are you?'

Hometown

Derby

Occupation

sexy person

Relationship status

single

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