Hay babes, just wanted to say a big GOOD LUCK! You have my vote : ) Have a look at my profile & if you like me fan and tag me back. Hope to see you on the island xx
"Hi. Love the pic. Super fantastic profile. I'll 'fannage' you if you 'fannage' me. Check my profile it's awesome and we can end up on the beach together or other asinine sentiment"
Hello n welcome from the islands No1 primate! feel free to check out this cheeky monkeys profile n tag n fan away! this monkey does return the favour !
I'd be great on shipwrecked because i need a tan!!! laid back easy going and in need of a new challenge!!! have a habit of doing stupid things when drunk, tattoo and my lack of hair to name a few. spice and laughs promised!
Enjoy thumbing a good Grisham and the dice man, hence my tattoo!
Favourite music
The 80's elctro pop scene. Do the Robot!!!
Favourite dance move
The sprinkler(i'll introduce you all to it a little later) the arm pop and my personal fav, the ocean!!! your interested now aren't you??
Scared of
My mum... i'll admit it!!! everyone should be scared of their ma!!
Estimated perfect tan time
I'd say anywhere from 3 weeks to 2 months!!! depends if i use the baby oil or not!!
My Funny Moment
Falling drunk down a flight of cast iron steps head 1st with a glass of JD & coke in hand, held high above my head whilst my chin recieved a beating, getting up and proudly showing the whole club that not a drop had been spilt! i recieved a standing ovation that night!!! i thank you!
Hometown
MIGHTY MIGHTY GOSPORT...ever heard of it???.. no didn't think so!!!
Occupation
Male escort and insurance...yes i know they go well together don't they?? ha!!
Comments (288) refresh
hi there im thorny good luck on hear look me up for a chatt im not as sceary as i look honest lol
By thorny about 1 year ago
ISLANDOO BEACH PARTY - 17th NOV Funky music, Shipwrecked cast spotters, palm trees, sun loungers, tropical cocktails, nearly naked girls, nearly naked men, stilettos, glitter, bikinis, sunglasses, chi...
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By bellomatic about 1 year ago
hello!
By jellytot about 1 year ago
Hay babes, just wanted to say a big GOOD LUCK! You have my vote : ) Have a look at my profile & if you like me fan and tag me back. Hope to see you on the island xx
By tessiebear about 1 year ago
2 posts
How now brown cow
By Ron_Burgundy about 1 year ago
hi im fine thanks. how r u??
By missp about 1 year ago
hey, how's it going? how far would u go to get a shipwrecked audition then?
By chris_p about 1 year ago
2 posts
"Hi. Love the pic. Super fantastic profile. I'll 'fannage' you if you 'fannage' me. Check my profile it's awesome and we can end up on the beach together or other asinine sentiment"
By mattdj about 1 year ago
Hello n welcome from the islands No1 primate! feel free to check out this cheeky monkeys profile n tag n fan away! this monkey does return the favour !
By laura1monkey about 1 year ago
2 posts
your cute so i fanned ya hehe xxx
By Deedz2006 about 1 year ago
Hey dude, nice pic! just fanned ya! take a peek at my profile & if it makes you smile fan me & if not, you can still fan me anyway! lol! x
By ANOUSHKA25 about 1 year ago
Why was 6 scared of 7? Coz 7 ate 9...haha..bad joke..now check out the bad profile. maybe type a word that springs to mind - maybe msg me!x
By LYNZERS about 1 year ago