I've recently updated my profile, so why not come and see, and if you really like it. become a fan of me. If its really crappy, please don't become a fan, because it'll only make me start to, Think th...
I've recently updated my profile, so why not come and see, and if you really like it. become a fan of me. If its really crappy, please don't become a fan, because it'll only make me start to, Think that i'm the man GOOD LUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i am a ventrilaquist.
i have a dummy monkey. i like to sit him on my lap. i make him feed me bananas with his feet. my monkey is called bob. he is a cheeky monkey. bob thinks he is a babe hound. girls make spit roll down his chin. love me or loathe me
no time to read, although i'm often found reading the back of a soap dispensar or the ingredients of shampoo whilst i'm having a shit... did you know he most common ingredient in shampoo is also the most common detergent in use in other products, a class of surfactants known as straight-chain alkyl benzene sulfonates. alan titchmarsh' - 'the gardener's year' is also a thoroughly good read
Favourite music
anything that gets me toe tapping. carly simon - 'nobody does it better' has to be sexiest song ever written... radiohead, the smiths, interpol, belle & sebastian, the killers, roy ayres. to name but a few
Favourite movie(s)
my favourite dvds at the moment are teresa takes ten and welcome to my arse part 3 other than that hotel ruwanda, city of god, mars attacks, i am sam, lost in translation, butch cassidy and sundance kid, leon
Scared of
well a scary thing happened to me the other night... god appeared in my dream - he said 'jack, you are a cunt!'... not a big fan of clowns or being raped by richard from big brother
Happiest when
smacked up to my eye balls at a family bbq and dancing the funky chicken... forget that actually... i'm most happy when i wake up on sunday morning with a nice looking girl in me bed and after a blackburn rovers victory.
My Hero(s)
morten gamst pedersen, thom yorke, erol alkan, pete burns
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so how is tillly ?? x
By Ribena about 1 year ago
Hey, im a fan! Cool video, i live near Chi aswell, u ever go to Lloyds Bar? x♥x
By XxFoxyKtxX about 1 year ago
ISLANDOO BEACH PARTY - 17th NOV Funky music, Shipwrecked cast spotters, palm trees, sun loungers, tropical cocktails, nearly naked girls, nearly naked men, stilettos, glitter, bikinis, sunglasses, chi...
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By bellomatic about 1 year ago
We've gotta get at least one person from Chi on the show! Good luck matie. Victoria x
By TrickyVicky about 1 year ago
I've recently updated my profile, so why not come and see, and if you really like it. become a fan of me. If its really crappy, please don't become a fan, because it'll only make me start to, Think th...
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By Jigplums about 1 year ago
Watch out Gordon Ramsey...
By sarah_smiles about 1 year ago
shake that lil tutch....big up chi! x
By cat_the_dogg about 1 year ago
fan from chi!
By Icklesurfer about 1 year ago
You've been FANNED by me! Fanned u coz ur from Chicester.. I go on me holidays in Selsey lol Best of Luck! x
By Gomez about 1 year ago
yoyoyo, what's happening. I'm all bored!
By matthewrudy about 1 year ago
Hey, how are you? I've fanned you, would love it if you could fan me back! xx
By Rosie about 1 year ago
heylo and welcome! good luck with gettin on shipwrecked! im ya newest fan! fan me back if not leave a comment plz tag me aswell hun :) xxxx
By kat1983 about 1 year ago