Why, when I hate reality TV..in fact TV in general, am I doing this shit?

Well firstly, I don't have to watch it, plus that island for however many weeks would be just dandy!

Favourite music(list from my myspace)

Death from above 1979,Goldfrapp, Le Tigre, , Erol Alkan, Peaches, The Stranglers, Manu Chau, The Pixies, Daft Punk, Annie Mac, Led Zeppelin, 2 many DJ's/Soulwax, Chromeo, Chemical Brothers, Talking Heads, Vitalic, Laurent Garnier, Justice, Simian, Etienne de Crecy,The Carpenters, The Kinks, The Who, De La Soul, Cazals, The Noisettes, Jurassic 5, Dj Format, LCD Soundsystem, The Prodigy, Audio Bully's, Franz Ferdinand, Fischerspooner, Meat Katie, Justin Robertson, AC/DC, Groove Armada, The Strokes, Kraftwork, Ian Brown, The Happy Mondays , The Boomtown Rats, The Jam, The Clash, Fatboy Slim, The Beta Band, Felix Da Housecat, Miss Kittin, Alex Gopher, Black Strobe, The Breeders, The White Stripes, Lee Scratch Perry, The Temptations, The Drifters, Otis Reading, Jimi Hendrix, The Doors, Blur, Jacques Lu Cont, Jasper Dahlback, Tiefswcharz, Ivan Smagghe, Kiki, Damian Lazarus, Headman, The Glimmer Twins, Vincent Vincent and the Villians,The Rapture, Ladytron, The White Rose Movement, Sons and Daughters, Zongamin.., The Human League, Ladyfuzz, New Order, Joy Division, Chicks On Speed, A Tribe Called Quest, Air, Nick Cave,Al Green, Alter Ego, Massive Attack, Bloc Party, The Ramones, Bo Diddley, Muddy Waters, MC5, Quincy Jones, Missy Elliot, N.E.R.D, Nightmares on Wax, Urge Overkill, OutKast, Orbital, Paul Simon, Radiohead, Pearl Jam, Pink Floyd, Quannum, DJ Shadow, James Lavelle, Radioactive Man, Rage Against The Machine, Lemon Jelly, Leftfield, Leadbelly, Nirvana, Blondie, Queen, Primal Scream, Deep Dish, Miles Davis, Junior Jack, Fila Brazilia, Ella Fitzgerald, Dusty Springfield, The Super Furry Animals, DJ Yoda, DJ Hell,Tiga DJ Format, The Beatles, Depeche Mode, David Bowie, Bob Dylan, JoJo De Freq, Grandmaster Flash, Iggy and the Stooges, DJ Yoda, Lindstrom, Johnny Cash, Interpol, The Go-Team, Adult, Hard-Fi, Clor, Panico, Metronomy, Ben Harper, The Blind Boys Of Alabama, Dimitri from Paris, Layo And Bushwacka, Carl Taylor, Michael Jackson, Beck, The Jeans Team, DJ Hype, Aphex Twin, Afrifica Baambaata, Kool Herc, Leonard Cohen, Cassius, John Coltrane, The Animals, Aretha Franklin, At The Drive In/Mars Volta, The Arctic Monkeys, The Avalanches, B.B. King, The Rolling Stones, Basement Jaxx, The Sex Pistols, The Beastie Boys, Marvin Gaye, Roots Manuva, Charlie Parker.......i could keep goin all night!!

I'm lazy so I'm just gonna stick in a questionnaire I did for a friend on the cursed myspace!

Finish that line: I react to change..with gusto, mucho gusto! I must..extend my love to the creator of this q&a I can't fucking stand..but i can ruddy well fly My birthday cake..was a fake....i dont like cake....it had a naked girl inside instead I try to..be the best that i can be ooh argggh. nah im actually very lazy I feel best when..i'm being pleasured by three nubile women I think hot dogs are..pants...i no like tha frank No one would guess that I am..The Cow Tipper My own favorite body part is..buried in the back garden for safe keeping I can't live without..constant reminders that i am great. I could easily live without..superfluous pop fluff I admire..His holiness John Peel The 1st Drugs..make the world go around in new and more interesting ways Music can..it most certainly can My biggest weakness is..nubile women If I were a..dog and you were a flower i'd lift up my leg and give you a shower....timeless! Children are..not on the cards for now I think I'm good at..pleasuring nubile young women Today..i will write Tomorrow..i will write My husband/wife will be..hopefully not my husband/wife i.e. hermaphrodite, is that like a shemale that u marry we should shorten it to husbife My husband/wife will NOT be..a nag as they will cease to be by husbife The next language I'd want to learn is..french, haley's gonna teach me London is like..scratching an itch, pleasurable for a while but eventually will become irritating I enjoy..nubile young women Most immediate goal..dissertation grrrrrrrr Longshot goal..the chance to play a set in a good venue Post is..no longer a sweet tangible thing, how can u break down the smell of perfume off a letter into binary code....i am a romantic at heart Poetry readings are..not my thang...i like poetry just not reading it in front of a room full of tossers clicking their fingers The emo-inclined are..a fuckin depressant, there are more emotions than angst etc. try them, u know happiness dont u, its that thing that cause people to open their mouth and bare their teeth...smile The top eleven things I want to do this summer are.. 1. find the limits of my sanity and take a day trip across, with a nice picnic possibly 2. improve my mixing skills 3. italy 4. meet lots of nubile young women 5. pleasure lots of nubile young women 6. be pleasured by lots of nubile young women 7. smoke lots of post-sex cigarettes 8. ooh drinkin in the park after the club i miss that 9. get some new threads 10. save enough to go to canadia 11. party with nat and haley Best thing I ate today was..i havent yet, but scrambled eggs is on the cards Funniest occurence..recently, haha my mate..thats u mike...got really drunk then got on the tube...couldnt hold it in...he wet himself with the tube crowded everyone just made a circle around him lol Prominent turn ons & offs are..turn ons, sense of humour, loyalty, openmindedness and lady bumps and lumps, turn offs, jealousy, nagging, being controlled, and willy's One habit I'd like to chuck..my nicotine addiction I'm a sucker for..jeezz nubile young women Worst of the 7 sins is..jealousy Worst of the 7 sins I've committed..jealousy If people would only..give me loads of money Hopefully when I'm older..i'll find a cure to make me younger My life currently..is busy with work but slowly creeping towards a semblance of good times If I were to meet myself, my first impression would likely be..god you're gorgeous One of the best compliments I ever got was [and who said it]..u are the best lay i've ever had...jessica alba One [no more than 2 if you're stubborn] song for the following situations/times etc: First song of the morning: Whole Lotta Love-that bass line grips and shakes me awake Tube music- Movement-LCD Soundsystem Pre-trash music- Deceptacon- Le Tigre Brushing your teeth- Haha Washing Up- Tomas Anderrson Tiga Mix Fight scene- Killing in the Name- Rage Against the Machine Locking eyes with Tiga .. or the female equivalent .. or Tiga if you're a guy and you fancy him .. whatever!.. You're gonna want me-Tiga Sex- depends on the sex mood- slow and passionate-Massive Attack-Angel or Goldfrapp-Black Cherry......frantic and wild....Kings of Leon-Holy Roler Novocaine...3 is the limit... I do last longer I swear lol Bopping round the city-The Ramones anything by SPRING! Standing in the way of control- the gossip only cos im listening now and its spring ElectroSUMMER Nevr be Alone because we are your friends Waiting in an airport..Mrs Robinson- i dont know why it just seems right Random: 10 or so random things you want to do before you die (no particular order, obviousy not exhaustive) 1. Finf the woman I love 2. Impregnate the woman I love, twice or three times 3. Bungee 4.Parachute 5 get a tattoo 6 dj in a club 7 learn another language 8 snort blow off some lady lumps lol 9 cheat death 10 and fuck fate

Scared of

Clowns

Happiest when

in a club, listening to music, mid-coitus, playing music, lying in, eating, drinking, doing nothing

My Hero(s)

John Peel, Kool Herc, Oscar Wilde, Erol Alkan

Hometown

Kilbeggan...heard of it? Doubtful

Occupation

Vagabond, Vagrant, Rapscallion

Relationship status

divorced 9 times, currently single but searching for lucky number 10

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