A woman was in a coma. Nurses were in her room giving her a sponge bath one morning and one of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a response on the monitor when she touched her.
The nurses went to her husband and explained what h
Rascal dancing- my specialities are currently 'Crazy Legs' and 'Puppet Master', Sarcasm, cheesey jokes, Karaoke, Record Holder for length of time fishing without catching a fish........a full year travelling the world.......and when i finally gave up and passed on my rod to a fellow traveller in Fiji....... he caught a fish.....first time.....TWAT !!
What I'd like to change about myself
quite fancy a new liver see if i can repair the damage done at uni.... other than that maybe Blonde-vision a magical power that turns every girl i chat up into a blonde, thus vastly increasing my options !!
Naughtiest thing I've ever done
poured water over a friends jeans and our sofa and convinced her in the morning that she had wet herself and our sofa. She came round the following week with a chinese and dvds for all the boys .... Hee Hee
Scared of
Fat Women......... due to a fear of Grotbags the Witch as a kid.......... don't have to cross the road any more though... !!
Happiest when
Spurs win, I am making new friends, experiencing something new....... but most of all when i am up to no good.....
Favourite music, movie, magazine
Jack Johnson - Brushfire fairy tales album
Dumb and Dumber, any thing with will ferrel in it.
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omg you pic is so funny!!! xx
By hotfudge2006 1 day ago
i want to know the rest of the joke at the top.... and hana the pic is strange but funny :D x
By BambiBambi 2 days ago
4 posts
lol, cheers matey, only, its not completely on there ;)
By neeko 2 days ago
4 posts
dude! time for a new joke ;)
By neeko 2 days ago
i cant work out if u picture is funny scary or strange? hahah! xxx
By Hanor89 2 days ago
2 posts
heyyy:]
By leann 6 days ago
2 posts
heyyy:]
By leann 6 days ago
4 posts
hehe, love it...
By neeko 16 days ago
118 posts
oioi how u been matey
By gavinirish about 1 month ago
Hey, i'm liking the joke! I might just steal it! How are you?
By Izzy10 about 1 month ago
13 posts
hell nooooooooo!!! im not ur stereotypical teacher.. plz dont insult me, i cant stand them!! im in it for the money and the hols.. xx
By BoomBoom about 1 month ago
2 posts
How do I join ...im quite new to all this...lol!
By anna_doh about 1 month ago