Favourite book(s)

Catch-22, Catcher in the Rye, pretty much anything with 'Catch' in the title.

Favourite music

The Roses, Bob Dylan, Guns'n'Roses, Pink Floyd

Favourite movie(s)

In fairness, most movies are pretty crap. Except Toy Story 2. And Terminator 2. Oh, and On the Waterfront.

Scared of

rape.

Happiest when

Eating.

Stuff I hate

Rome. Scousers. Washing-up liquid that's fruit-themed. Irish bars. Students. Sky. People who can't differentiate between 'to','two' and 'too'. The Matrix. Dance music. Anyone who's ever listed how many drinks they had the night before. Wet socks. Mayonaise (however it's spelt). Keeping up Appearances (the TV show - not the actual social pretence). Tony Blair. Enviromentalists. Chocolate bars with wafer in them. That 'June' bird on E4 with the croaky voice. Having a wisdom tooth removed. Semi-skimmed milk. Mobile phone ringtones. Australians.

Hometown

Occupation

I work for a fucking bank.

Relationship status

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