Quote to start with

The years have been kind on you, its the weekends that have done the damage

Favourite music

oasis, kasabian, stone roses, primal scream, the view, nirvana, happy mondays, get cape, wear cape, fly, the who, paul weller, ian brown, richard ashcroft, the verve, unkle, soulwax, 2 many DJ's, fat boy slim, erol alkan, scratch perverts, klaxons, the rapture, the music, scott matthews, sunshine underground, the doves, arctic monkeys, the prodigy, hot chip, editors, the libertines, arcade fire..... i could go on on on on on on on on on on ...........

Favourite movies and TV stuff

Usual Suspects, Memento and Pulp Fiction. Love clever films work wonders on the mind.love fear and loathing in las vegas, just dont watch it before bed or you will have trippy ass dreams. Cant go wrong with good old comedy like Anchorman, happy gilmore or Shaun of the Dead.. some fantastic comedy films, to name a few. Massive massive fan of Alan (kiss my face) Partridge, the guy is amazing. I hope when i get old i turn out just like him... CASHBACK

Scared of

Not a great deal that i know of just yet. Please send suggestions, i might just be in denial (not the river, never been to egypt.would love to go though. maybe the next series could be in Egypt... if so can i come?)_________________________________________ Just been informed by "FISH" that there are parasites in Thailand that swim up your piss, get in your 'piece' and let out there teeth and wont let go.operation required to get them removed (maybe even 'piece' removed i dont know) anyway to some up, im not such the big man i made out, because quite frankly that scares the s**t out of me... cheers "fish" for all the sleepless nights you will now cause me....

Happiest when

Playing Lacrosse, Drinking and partying (not all at the same time,that indeed would take some serious concentration) Also am super, amazingly happy when im at GLASTONBURY.... It is the greatest place on the planet and if any one hasnt been then you need to get there now if not sooner...(p.s If you hate mud, tents, lack of sleep, too much alcohol and dont like music, then Glastonbury probably isnt really for you)

My Hero(s)

Mike

Hometown

Manchester (but will travel for gigalo business related clients)

Occupation

Joiner 8-5 gigalo 6-12 (dont knock it,it pays well, and i need the cash)

Relationship status

lost, lonely and looking for love

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