Hi how u doing? only one day to go, tomorrow morning i will be launching my website about a massive fundraising event I am doing. I hope you will check it out and give what you can. Read my profile fo...
Hi how u doing? only one day to go, tomorrow morning i will be launching my website about a massive fundraising event I am doing. I hope you will check it out and give what you can. Read my profile for more details. Cheers, Chris
bin laden wasn't so bad really, when we joined his fan club he was really nice, he shagged my pigeon, pulled my plonker and told me he wantedme to join his club...so he gave me a bad bandana and i gave him a wak-a-wave !!!!
if you live in pidgeon street here are the wackos that you would meet...mr asbestos ( heart and lung specialist ) wendy breeze ( full time naturist ), mr plugg ( sex toy manufactuer )and mr.rod ( part time chimney sweep,part time angler...in short he would stick his rod just about anywhere !!!!
wot do i do and when do i do it ?
i do lots of things like eat nuts, cashews are best...i fornicate as often as possible especially in the wild...like a dog at the side of a road ! and i like to doodle and scribble and then take medication...talking of which, better go as im starting to froth at the mouth !
favourite positions
leaning against a shopping trolley is good, lifting a gin and tonic to the mouth several times really works up a good sweat, squeezing whilst sitting on the loo is great for those rectum abdominals...i also like to be horizontal for many reasons !!
Scared of
spiders, the sea, creepy crawlies, needles, veins, blood etc, etc !!! oh and the starnge disappearance of the fat shopkeeper in a fez from mr.benn !
Happiest when
on nicorette patches, mixed with high energy drink, 2 nurofen and antibiotics...really takes you to the island !!! but be careful of the sharks !!!!
words....!?:!!
funny old things arent they...lots of them too...haveyou ever wondered who said the first word and what did the rest of the people do ? say uga uga ? where did sentance come from then ???? go on give me a word, any old word, any old b#####s will do !
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ISLANDOO BEACH PARTY - 17th NOV Funky music, Shipwrecked cast spotters, palm trees, sun loungers, tropical cocktails, nearly naked girls, nearly naked men, stilettos, glitter, bikinis, sunglasses, chi...
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By bellomatic about 1 year ago
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Hey hun! Hows things with you? xx
By Sarah_283 about 1 year ago
2 posts
thanks hun/.. my first penny as a present... thankyou thankyou thankyou!!!!
By gorana about 1 year ago
2 posts
Ha ha hacheers for the comment hun!:)) Also miss malteser coz I am maltese ....lol.....xx
By malteser about 1 year ago
2 posts
impossible son
By peck about 1 year ago
6 posts
Fucking hell, that's hilarious! Don't know how you do it mate, lol!
By Shermsy about 1 year ago
5 posts
Hi how u doing? only one day to go, tomorrow morning i will be launching my website about a massive fundraising event I am doing. I hope you will check it out and give what you can. Read my profile fo...
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By chris_p about 1 year ago
2 posts
LOL your statements pretty mental dude, fannage 4 that one!! how was your weekend xx
By Foxy24 about 1 year ago
3 posts
lol. ur a bit crazt arent you lol x x
By notrello about 1 year ago
2 posts
hehe, yeah it was something like that! Climbed on it on the way home from a drunken night out :) x
By melissa_22 about 1 year ago
20 posts
rhjooaa how goes mudda?
By Hungrylion about 1 year ago
2 posts
lol. no i'm not a fisherman but my feet smells like 1. 80)
By ston about 1 year ago