Favorite TV Monkey?

Has to be that one with orville (lil green thing?) actually is there any other TV monkeys? oh iye that micheal jackson thing (not him his, pet chimp(does that count as a monkey)!) NeWho movin swiftly along....... Any Suggestions?? Thought about this in some detail (down the pub with mates) and we disagreed(shouted) about for half an hour(5mins) then made then moved along to more serious topics(as in Peanuts or Pork scrachings?)

Strummin Chunes Stufffffff

Beatles, Oasis, the Killers, the kooks, Primal Scream, Rolling Stones, Beautful south, Bob Marley, Beach Boys and im partial to a bit of aretha franklin, go girl go shake that assss!!!

Would like to WaterSki With

Kevin costner, hell yeah!! you see him in that waterworld Shenanigans and orville the duck with the HOFF driving the speedboat well hes used to all that beachy californaia stuff boats and the like with and all that running about in slow motion

Would Most Trust to Look After my Pet Gerbil (Ringo Starr by the way)

Orlando Bloom or James Blunt (well they look so pathetic they couldn't hurt themselves?!)

Happiest when Havin Sex

Well Who Wouldnt BE?!?!?!!? Come on admit People sex is great And usually quite cheap (thats what they always shout when a drive past slowly (why do them ladies dress like that any way?? They are always very Very friendly))

My Hero

Wasn't that a program with that guy from father ted, no not that DRINK DRINK Stuff one, the other one the stupid one ermmmn dermot something no thats that big bro fella, arse whats his name? my idol is captain cook, just spent his life travelling around discoveing far away islands(including where shipwreaked is!) meeting mad locals(&getting killed by them!) I would love to follw in his footsteps as well! also (bit of a boast coming) i learned how to sail a 550ft tall ship last year and raced it (big up me hehe!)

Hometown

NEWCASTLE UPON THE TYNE

Occupation

PRHO

Relationship status

Got ma lovley lass bexs bless her

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