What are your pet hates?

People who think its funny to quote Monty Python or Blackadder (make up your own fucking humour), ignorant and narrow-minded people, being woken up by construction noises or that enormous van collecting bins, and when you try and squirt ketchup out and red water comes out instead.

In an ideal world...

The National Anthem wouldn't be boring, it would be some massively inappropriate party stomper - I mean can you imagine everybody singing along to 'Toxic' by Britney?? It would be BRILLIANT. Plus we'd all be bouncing around in the clouds on spacehoppers to 'Eple' by Royskopp. Think about it. Oh and Nicola from Girls Aloud would be Prime Minister. No but 'seriously' as they say, everyone should chill out a bit more about stuff. Peace and love and all that. I'm a firm believer that we should all just be lying in a giant bed together (or on a beach for that matter) having a snooze and putting the world to right. Oh and I'd be on Shipwrecked entertaining you all.

Shipwrecked with three things:

Garlic, camomile tea and an iPod. Can't be without music can you.

Describe yourself in a lot more than three words:

Generous, sociable, open (although people have described me as having 'intimacy issues'. They are wrong however), cynical, independent, disorganised, excitable, forgetful, rubbish at thinking logically, can be a bit dappy, frank and just really jolly especially when pissed. well you can look at my myspace which is.... www.myspace.com/waitforthechorus

Favourite television:

Programmes about fat Americans getting makeovers because I find them genuinely uplifting. These days I seem to get rather emotional watching TV; I cried at the scene when a small boy with glasses lost his frog in Cheaper by the Dozen. Oh dear.

My Hero(s)

Heidi from the Sugababes - I wish we all could be as serene as her.

Hometown

London innit

Occupation

Scummy student (but I've never stolen a traffic cone). It's all a bit boring really. I have however recently joined both the bell-ringing society and a Bollywood dancing one. AMAZING.

Relationship status

Single

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