im afraid im not a member of my space.. as in like the website.. of course i own the space i am in. ok down to business.. the chicken is full of water and additives and general crap.. plus its taken f...
im afraid im not a member of my space.. as in like the website.. of course i own the space i am in. ok down to business.. the chicken is full of water and additives and general crap.. plus its taken from eye ear and arse holes. im so sorry. x
i'd be king of the jungle. i have always had a certain affinity with nature and feel that i would be in my prime stranded on an island. when the goin get's tough, the tough get goin, that's what i always say. i COULD kill a shark with my bare hands.
listenin to hip-hop and grime, especially live performances. plus anythin else really. quite like a bit of drum n bass. i love a bit of a boogie as well. footballs good. i like reading. i also ejnoy bein in large groups and the camaradarie (that's a good word) it brings. i also love trying to work out what's at the end of the universe. it's cosmic.
achievements:
i was expelled from school at the tender age of 16 (the day before my G.C.S.E.'S) with 3 other lads, for drawing a 30ft penis on the cricket field. however i did get 3 A*'s stars, so i had the last laugh. ha. i jumped off a 40ft foot balcony once, bounced off the opposite wall, and landed on a matress. broke my hand. i also broke my jaw once and i dont know how. got a plate in my chin now. i'm bionic. i have also mathematically proved reincarnation.
skills i could bring to the island:
i'm tall and quite strong and i'm a good swimmer. i'm also trained in first aid. i'm a good climber too, so when it comes to the crunch, i could provide valuable assitance to the group. remember, it's a jungle out there. i only work well in group situations, both comically and practically.
why i want to be on the island:
i would just enjoy the challenge and the freedom of it all. it would be great to see what it's like to live without all the modern conveniences.
ambitions:
1. emigrate
2. have kids
3. write my book
p.s. that video is of me going for a cruise in my mate's car, and bein' a nob. i'm quite good at that. filmed it ages ago, but it's the only video exclusively of me i've got to hand. it should suffice
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lovin the fro lol. how ru?
By sexy_man about 1 year ago
ISLANDOO BEACH PARTY - 17th NOV Funky music, Shipwrecked cast spotters, palm trees, sun loungers, tropical cocktails, nearly naked girls, nearly naked men, stilettos, glitter, bikinis, sunglasses, chi...
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By bellomatic about 1 year ago
26 posts
u logged on and didnt say hi!!!!!!!!!! for this i am considering de fanned you hairy little ass
By EMILY about 1 year ago
i see i am one of your heros...figures really.lol good luck buddy. fannedbybear peace out
By bearisbest about 1 year ago
4 posts
i'll consider it
By Clarissa34 about 1 year ago
4 posts
Im REALLY hoping that thats natural
By Clarissa34 about 1 year ago
26 posts
im afraid im not a member of my space.. as in like the website.. of course i own the space i am in. ok down to business.. the chicken is full of water and additives and general crap.. plus its taken f...
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By EMILY about 1 year ago
2 posts
Met him in Spain...he is a Leg End!
By Vixen13 about 1 year ago
26 posts
yep. theres just not enough chicken in their chicken to be officially classed as chicken. its true. im sorry.. hankie?
By EMILY about 1 year ago
the hoff! what a leg-end lol thanx 4 the tag have a fan!
By Leggs_11 about 1 year ago
25 posts
sasha baren cohen?? YEasssss, i like very much. Iz nayce, tankyou please.
By janeybaby about 1 year ago
26 posts
p.s i never even implied that i had fanned you previously so i am NOT a double crosser. hmph.
By EMILY about 1 year ago