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Junglejohn established on the 4th march 1985 and pulled of the shelf the following year due to conformity, fortunatly for SHIPWRECKED and this little old planet a secret goverment agency cloned junglejohn and brought him back from the grave, with more contumacious and randomness previously believed possible, rumour on the stree his randomness is second to none, apart from one which always comes after none, "smiles all round" love that phrase invented by yours truely "game over", but i do know that he is a man of his morals and nearly always people will mistake his confidence for arrogance... apart from the peeps who know him. so come get invoved with andrews fella! satisfaction garenteed (subject to terms and conditions) i.e you on top

(THE FOLLOWING IS CLASSIFIED INFORMATION) Favourite music/ tuneage/ beats/ tunes slash slash slash slashes everywhere sorry x

all indy music from the stone roses to spinto band, sissor sister, the deuls, the kinks the doves, oasis, millburn,midlake, too many Djs, soulwax, little man tate,my fav band of the moment is a group call mumm ra there immense i could go on forever. i dont really mind other music like that futardo women who 1minute is sweet as a nut singing about birds then next she Gangsta oh what a difference a day make. its kinda ironic... speaking of ironic did u know that the song ironic by alanis morisette was a paradoxical song, it was really about things that arnt ironic but people say is anyway du get me?? but i love that some weve gotta get out of this place as it decribes my life.(if it the last thing we ever do)

Favorite qoute of mine and others... just general nonsence basically.

muhamad ali said "my toughest fight was with my first wife" and marilyn monroe said 'i dont mind making jokes as long as i dont look like one" oh and one final one from me if you carnt get ship wrecked just get wrecked till you end up on a ship. (added friday 29th sept) this is a quote that absolutly blew me away and has changed my mindset forever ok her goes "the one unchangable certainty is that nothing is certain or unchangable" that was for one of my mates ben ben i dont where he gets this crap from but u carnt knock it, things that make me feel guilty at number 5./ sayin id do something like clean my room and never bother at number 4./ not going to church as often as i should at number 3./not doing my bit to help out in the community at number 2./ the homeless, saying i have no change when i have a wallet full of notes ANd The winner is........... at number 1./ Not making the most of my life while i can and truely living for today. Some Of My quote include, 1./ immense! 2./ Devastation or in extreamities total Devastation 3./Fairplay 4./qua-lit-ay ill add more laer as i do obviously say more than just these 4 phrases abit about me Ok you know why im different but did u know im the son in a family of 6 theres mum dad sarah the oldest kristie second oldest, me in the middlish and then Jessikakakaka well her names jessica but any1 whos ever watched shootin stars will get what i mean!

Scared of

come on im a bloke im not scared of anything unless they have some new animals with poison like a snake power of a bear and the looks of vanessa felts urghhh! and dieing lonely is pretty grim too!

Happiest when

drinking, just check the video of me and my mate on johnnys page, om also happy when sleepin, dreams rock you can do stuff without being arrested, do all the thing u carnt at the moment, its like being free from this incarserated prison, i love rambling on about nothing, as u may have guessed buy now When drinking When in love When on holiday When around other happies (happy people) but most of all when im with emma shes a cutie and a total star ..... she gives me happy feet i love her to pieces like the razoright song before i fall to pieces! oh im all so over the moon when ever i make up a new word or just add ness on the end as a senecter key e.g immenseness... but if it fits like randomness its sometime better to add and extra ness e.g randomness-ness I would normally say im happy when drinking but havent drank for over 3 weeks how good am i !!!

My best Childhood memorys and current memory

soooo many i can remember being picked up outside nursery waiting for my mum too pic me up and she turned up with a kinder egg which made me well chuffted as i was asking for ages for 1 sound rubbish but when ur that young the little things mean so much. I carnt talk about happiest childhood memorys without talking about my best childhood freind Jacob.. we both used his huge tree house as like a den and started what we called extreame army, lol just realised how crazy this sounds, we would reqruit other members from our freinds and his little brother but before they made rank we would make them lick a 9v square battery sounds mentle but we really got into the whole concept with ranks startin from private all the way up to the two generals, i think the whole idea came from the fact we felt we had to defend the tree house "base" from the teenagers who used to fire, fireworks over the back gardens fence as it backed up onto reddish vale hope your still following, so we would use the crab apples to defend our fort aaaahhh memorys, But prob the one that sticks out the most in my mind is when i first kissed a girl her name was natalie and it was year 3 in primary school i remember a girl from my class who was just a lad kidda style mate in my head well anyway we was in the playground and she called me over to a bench she was on then i got there she crawled under the bench .. being a lad i thought this was fun i cralwed under to follow when i got under there she kissed me and i can remember wiping my lips straight away thinking yuk, it wasnt till two years later that i looked a girls differently in particular a girl called rebecca woods and that was the first time id kissed a girl not been kissed by a girl. more recent memories include just about anytime ive partied hard its funny how i can compare a holiday to l.a to a night in 5th ave with right company most recent holiday memory would have to be when me and the lads went to pragur fr my 21st we only booked a one way as we were all brasic and then booked the return when we got there but we only planned to go for 2 nights and couldnt afford to fly back after two so we stayed 4 nights and blew nearly all the money on beer chicken burgers and roulette, on the last night we were soo broke we all had brioche bread loafs each for our breckfast and tea and had to spread the butter on with our credit cards as we could even afford cutlery, shock shock horror,

Hometown

manchester, madchester the mecca for the people of today. god with this kinda spin i should be a polititian, no actually there all currupt and boring whereas che guevara he was a legand difting off the point i think some what, but hey ho all that glitters aint gold unless it is gold then it probably is!

Occupation

Profession shoe "MODEL" for the worlds leading clogg maker! the pay is pants but u get free cloggs which make grrrreat bowlin shoes, P.S APPARENTLY I HAVE THE BEST FEET IN THE WEST! well truthly i work at slaveburys aka sainsburys(pays the bills)

Relationship status

in islandoo love, worst comes to "worst my peoples come first"

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