Kerry - The real story (like in "ok" or sumthing, except not written journalistically coz I can't be fussed!)

I love music and I spend most of my life listening to it, I also love surfing, I laugh loads and I swear a lot I am trying to cut down, we have a swear jar and everything. I've just finished uni and now my life needs direction - help! i buy too many cds. i love greece, so much so, I worked as a waitress in a rock bar in Kos for 3 months, that was fun. I say lots of stupid things, like the time I told everyone my mum had a bear fur coat, then i remembered it was actually rabbit... (in no way am I condoning wearing fur!) My favourite word at the moment is "plonk". This is subject to change. I am 5"10, blonde with blue eyes ... This is me, I love: music... bands... gigs... drinks... gin... having fun... apple ribena... going new places... meeting new people... my amazing mates... hot boys... emo boys... boys who wear green... banter... festivals... a lie in... George Harrison... music that makes you feel something in any form... a nice pint when hungover... life before i gave up beer... (hate being skint) adventures... sunrises on the beach even if it's freezing... love the walk home... staying up all night... getting new clothes... when I feel like I've learned something new... laughing... Life. I cry lots, like when cory and tapanga got married on boy meets world and when dan died on hollyoaks, that was a sad time.

Favourite music and books and movies

I like what I like, my current favourite bands are: The Pipettes, Yeti, 1990s and Belle and Sebastian although I'm listening to a lot of Billy Joel!! My music has to be loud!It appears I too am loud as the majority of my typed sentences are followed by exclamation marks! The best book ever is "American Star" by Jackie Collins but at the mo I'm reading John Peel's autobiography, what a Legend! Favourite movie of all time: Clash of the Titans (i'm all about classics), The Goonies, Singing in the rain. At the moment: Snakes On A Plane (sooo funny, no really it is)I watched silent hill the other day - anybody know wot on earth that is about? (sean Bean is in it tho, he touched my boob accidently once when i met him, he drinks guiness don't u know)

A joke (or two)

Q. What's "mary" short for? A. She's only got little legs ... a rude joke now (apologies for swearing) Q. Why does Rupert the bear wear yellow and black checkered pants? A. because he's a twat! remember that thing i told you about the jokes... there's plenty more where they came from. like: Q. what do you call a russian man with a cold? A. Iva chestikov (i've a chesty cough) ... get it? Q. What kind of cheese doesn't belong to you? A. Nacho cheese (i think this has to be vocalised like not ur cheese) it's funny when i tell it ... x

flippin terrified of

Wasps - I would explain further but the mere thought of them frightens me. I just found a dead wasp in my living room and even now i made my housemate get rid of it i'm still freaked out it was in the house ... wot if there's more??! also talking on the phone, when I know I have to make an important phone call or even just a call to the bank it terrifies me, I have no idea why because I think I have a fairly good phone manner but I still shake when I have to make conversation with someone I can't see! When people think I've got bad spelling and grammar but it's just because I only have a certain amount of space to say a lot of things! (i.e. "why i'd be great on shipwrecked") I'm also scared of people not liking me. I'm also scared of someone finding out that I actually hate the gym, I say I like it so people think i'm all healthy etc, really everyday is an endurance test...

Happiest when/most annoyed when

I'm happiest when I'm with my friends and when I'm being tested on my general knowledge. Also I like Christmas. When I've just bought something pretty. When I have really good night out when it wasn't planned. My most recent favourite memory was watching belle and sebastian at leeds festival with all my mates and lots of pints of carling (the only weekend of the year that carling tastes good) - what a weekend I'm most annoyed when people press the button at a pelican crossing when it's already been pressed, same goes for lifts and when people use "ignorant" in the wrong way - it doesn't mean "to ignore" aaarrrggghhhh! :)

My Hero(s)

My friends, banana man, BARRY SCOTT!!! bucky o'hare, John Peel, Sportacus, Jack Lalanne, Edith Bowman (some I respect more than others, I'll let you decide which.)

Hometown

Whitley Bay

Occupation

Student

Relationship status

very very single - sad times

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