What I am brilliant at

Every-frekkin-thing!! It's scary actually Only messing cor I'm not that bigheaded but I guess making people laugh whether it's at me or with me, bit of a class clown ya see. Laughter is groovy and it's what I do best zip zap I good at completing a task and proofing people wrong when it's done! That why I want to go on Shipwrecked cos everyone I've told has either said you won't get on it or I won't be able to complete it! I want them to eat their words I can also get my tongue inside my nose eww, oh it's all too skillful

What I'd like to change about myself

I have like the tiniest fingernails in the world and I was bullied all through school cos of me frekkin fingernails! oo oo I'd like bigger lips cos apparently I don't have a top lip.... the rudeness I also wish I was born into a millionaire family cos my lifestyle is too heavy to live on my weekend wages at Debenhams

Naughtiest thing I've ever done

Ha where do I start! I'll do the most recent. Last week I got thrown out of a club cos I pulled all the beer pumps down at the bar...I'm a tad impatient so I got bored, tried to blame it on someone else but they weren’t having it so before I security come and got me I ran around on the sofas on the back of the club in my heels (oh yes!) just to get on their wick! Don't worry I'm not a loony or anything tho hmm

Scared of

Awkward moments, whoever invented these are silly silly people, almost as silly as the people who made eggs! Chavs because it worries me why they think Burberry and Reebok Classics are still acceptable in 2007! Tuna...oh come on it looks like a died body part or something, imagine me eating that smelly stuff for 5 months! Also when i don't have a hairdresser and my hair goes like a 'fro and then i look in the mirror dear o

Happiest when

Oh what a cliché. I'm with my friends cos I'm completely myself and just let myself go, basically I act like a complete nerd and somehow my friends still call me to go clubbing - I must be cool beans eh Listening to Girls Aloud as they are thee best. End of.

Why pick me?

Well why not! An Essex girl is TV gold everybody knows that A good tan so I can turn to lobsterdom, free holiday and fit peeps, must be reaaal tough out there You need someone to sing random songs, and make up random words like lobsterdom, and someone to get everyone motivated and someone to make laughter and talk to those that want to be listened to I will get everybody up and make like a mansion on the island, I mean how hard can it be to find bricks on a desert island eh? Say goodbye to weaving ppl! I hate to fail so I will do whatever it takes to win on whichever island is blessed enough to have me hehe cos we will succeed, I am too determined not to I love a challenge, the adrenaline is wicked and when you actually complete it, it’s the best feeling in the universe And i want to meet a load of different types of people cos i can be quite stereotypical and judge people just by the way they look

Hometown

Essex

Occupation

Party gal at the mo ha

Relationship status

Single and loving it!

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