what annoys me!!

cat deeley..yes you are reading correctly!!she must be the most annoying human being infact CREATURE that God or whoever put on this earth!i mean really, why does she feel the need 2 speak out of one side of her face!and treat people like they are retarded?!?!answers anyone???also the fact that she comes from my area is infuriating! also like jamelia its like the land of celebrity cocks! my other dislikes consist of bad manners, when people pinch the tops of my arms (i will actually vomit so dont), champagne, when my feet are cold, when people stand at the top of escalators talking!i mean stupidity to the max or what?they are so lucky i dont ram an unbrella up their arses, i also hate two faced people, and when people contradict themselves and cant take their own advice, and when people start being overly nice and fake to disabled people just be normal they might be in a wheelchair but they can still tell you to fuk off!! i also hate the fact that people just assume that bham people are retards and/or dumbasses. i mean i probably am but at least giv me a chance to prove it properly!

why shipwrecked NEEDS me...

well i must say that i am a very funny human being, however you will have 2 be quite sick and twisted to get my humour as some people take offence or treat me as if i have a disorder and im not in the same room. anywho!...i also get stuck in with whatever needs doing, take positives out of all situations, very generous and caring, loyal, competitive, tempremental streak but do not bear grudges, can be nasty if need be and nice also, will go to most lengths if it means my team will be happy, hate confrontation but will deal with it if im faced with it (and do a goddam good job aswell!) im also a good listener and love to take the piss out of idiots without them knowing!this is always fun if your down in the dumps or on an island shall we say? (how very coincidental!!!)be prepared for everyone to be called mofo's, deckheads, shlaggs and idiota's.shud be fun dont you agree??

Naughtiest thing I've ever done

locked my french teacher in the stock cupboard..didnt go down too well at all i must say

Scared of

men with moustaches, my dad always taught me that there is 2kinds of moustache: a bristle and a hair moustache.the ones with bristle (like my grandad aww) are the safe ones but beware the men with hair moustache apprently they are liars and cheats.(now dad if you said this just to make me look like an idiot and constantly have nightmares about this then its sooo not funny and you will be punished mwhaha)and cotton wool

Happiest when

when everyone around me is happy and when i get my own way (but not in a rugrat way) and also when i have money!and when i watch disney films and when i see my worst enemy get embarrassed in front of me...that makes me feel happy in a very hedonistic way!

Favourite music, movie, magazine

love bassline house and electro, also a bit of chill out such as organ house, rnb, and stuff like damien rice, david grey, etc etc. one thing you will hear if i am on the island is me singing a song you'll definitely recognise however with completely different lyrics usually concerning someones mother! no offence meant by it...its a bit like motor torrets! my fave film has got to be football factory, then its got to be CHOPPER!! an example of the brilliant sense of humour (almost representing mine)is chopper statement..."No,I did not drive him to the hospital!Do I look like Mother Teresa to you? Why would I shoot a bloke BANG, then drive him to the bloody car and wizz him off to the hospital at a hundred miles an hour? It defeats the purpose of having shot him in the first place." absolute fookin legend!!

Hometown

birmingham aka costa del brum!

Occupation

student / part time barmaid

Relationship status

single as a mofo can be!

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