About me..

My motto in life is...if you mess with me, i mess with you! haha! aww dont i sound lovely ...but i do need to meet loads of new people to disagree with, i dont lie when i say arguments are absolutely brilliant to me! i like to think they are healthy!?! hmmm neway heres a list of the types of people im not to keen on, for those who are bored...thick, loud mouth, non educated chavs..in my little town ya get these little scrotums who hang out at the bus station, they are always there, wolf whistling!...im just like errr gets some pubes!... i wanna know why they tuck there jogging bottoms into there socks? coz it genuinely bewilders me...AND! where did the chav fashion all begin? (seriously if anyone knows comment me)...ooo and rascists cannot be around me without me flying off on one, I dont understand why people think they are above certain people in society, narrow mindedness gets me a tad irrate...

Favourite music

Im a varied kinda gal, depending on my mood, so if im depressed then Johnny Cash works wonders to make me feel even lower haha! ..but mainly classic rock a bit of AC DC, Led Zeppelin, The Rolling Stones...then just the rest of the time its a bit of Pink Floyd, Bob Dylan, Cat Stevens, actually my dad named me after a Cat Stevens song, 'Sad Lisa', thats really giving me a good start in life..naming me after the most depressing song eva haha! then theres also Bob Marley (he reminds me of bopping with the rasta farras in Ghana, good old days), Supergrass, Buffalo Springfield, RHCPs, kings of leon...

Favourite movie(s)

The Rocky Horror Picture Show -'You're lucky, he's lucky, I'm lucky, we're all lucky! Ha ha ha' - ', Moulin Rouge, Lord of the Rings, loads n loads of other shit ones...is neone else scared of watership down? or am i just a loser...oooo and i love Quentin Tarintino films, kill bill, pulp fiction etc, Lord of War is wikid-if u havent seen it, see it! even if its just to watch the beginning, its pure brilliance...no joke of a lie..The Green Mile, One Flew Over The Cuckoos Nest, bollywood films incl Hum Tum, Dil Chahta Hai...My names Gump, FORREST Gump!...fucking loves it!...Nightmare before christmas!!! i love tim burton, the mans a genius! I Hate scary movies, they give me nightmares,darkness falls was a killer,made me keep the light on at night for a least a few months...i was 18!

Worst thing i had to do..

I thought i do my friend a favour by taken her dog for a walk whilst she had a shower, you know coz of the kind and generous person that i am haha!..so i asked her - 'what do i do if she poo's' and she was like 'take this bag'..so i was like hmmm ok...sooo anyway i was praying that this dog didnt need a poo...AND you will never guess! it had to go and have one didnt it! AND it wasYELLOW! ive never ever in my whole life seen nething like it, errr picking up diahorrea induced shits wasnt really my idea of fun...i had to get this bag..which might i add, was soo thin i could feel everything!...picking up this filthy yellow shit, that was still warm...well then i realised the bin was quite far away and had to try get her dog over to the bin and she wouldnt move!! I literally had to drag her dog, holding this shit that was all squigy in my hand...i thought i was gunna puke! and im really not a girlie girl! even though i sound like it.. and you know what i suddenly felt this big empathy for dog owners, so to all the ppl out there that do that on a daily basis, i bow down to you! ...i feel lucky the bag didnt split, if it did i would have cried.

Happiest when

Im happiest when im asleep, i think theres no denying it everyone is really! unless your an insomniac and thats just down right unfortunate

Who i wanna meet

Myself 10yrs from now, that would be interesting..but realistically id like to meet Nelson Mandela, coz thats more realistic...haha! It always use to be Tom Hanks, but he let the team down and himself when he accepted to do The Da Vinci Code..ill never ever see him in the same way...old idiot..how fit was he though in sleepless in seatle...Jo Brand, shes my idol..heelarious woman!

Hometown

Little old Otley - a really famous town...coz Emmerdale gets filmed there! haha! god i live the high life!

Occupation

Lady Of Leisure..orrr an unemployed lazy bitch!

Relationship status

awww im single! whats the world coming to!

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