its more surface pattens and a lil design, its up in newcastle, if ur intrested i can give u all contact information you will need but they'll need to see a c.v x
the best bit is when she visits her boss and she goes! little miss jocelyn! "were no in umoga u know!" "in all my years hes never asked me an ethnic question!" "do you have any er cliff richard...
the best bit is when she visits her boss and she goes! little miss jocelyn! "were no in umoga u know!" "in all my years hes never asked me an ethnic question!" "do you have any er cliff richard!" and then when she dances to my humps!!! lol... this my songggggg yeahhhhhhhh... pah! pah! pah! Then she puts the doll between her legs and does the splits! yeah baby give it to me! lol... see what you made me do!
Why I'd be great on Shipwrecked: Im a Designer, I love makin stuf+jumpin in mudd.lived it up n down travelling round Mexico for3weeks,(shipwreck practice baby), I love being around loads of randome people+Im dead funny,
I never get picked for any thing!
Being a nude life-drawing model for an over 50's art class!!
best dream ever
The one where Keanu Reeves proposed to me! (i said yes of course, were very happily married)
One time I.....
Knocked my self out whilest dressed as a pirate dancing to britney spears, threw a charcoaled flaming jacket potato out of my window,became a trampolinist,accidently taped over care bears the movie (gutted),got proposed to by a parisian man on a hat stall, got chased by gypsies in Russia,handed in my dissertation 3 mins to the deadline,apparently baught a canoo, spent 3 weeks travelling around mexico which was amazing! Ate my first ever kabab and threw up straight after. told a tutor I had lost my voice when really I just couldnt be arsed to talk to him. Got in a fight with a very big girl,got my bike stuck in Mexican quick sand, got bitten by red ants!
I am....
very open minded, down to earth, a good listener, good at giving advice, confused easily, very genuine,a bit thick, very creative,a good observer of people and a good judge of character, oh and apparently im funny (funny ha ha not funny coo-coo)and altho I have been described as a 'Fiesty Brunette' iv had my fair share of blond moments!
I am good at
making a mess, observing,cooking, investigating,making things,'mouth open words everywhere' sindrome, chatting, confronting people, sleeping, being naked (just keeps happening), taking risks, not resisting temptation, winning !
Pet hates...
being breathed on !!!
Hometown
Huddersfield
Occupation
(currently)Design/fashion graduate+freelance designer! Worked In T*pshop for a bit, took paperclips out of paper for £5.50 /h once up on a time..
Comments (188) refresh
Hey babe. Designer.. Me too. What area? PS. your beautiful btw x x
By Benwrecked 11 months ago
from that long list of things that once happened, either your really unlucky or you go looking for trouble?
By wescunry about 1 year ago
hello, gd luck with s/w you doing much this weekend? xx
By painy about 1 year ago
evenings x
By goldenskans about 1 year ago
good luck getting shipwrecked!x
By Chrispp21 about 1 year ago
hope you get shipwrecked!!! good luck.xx
By mikeyb1111 about 1 year ago
2 posts
finally worked it out! your kym marsh!
By mjw about 1 year ago
6 posts
beethovens 9th symphony isnt even his best to be fair
By carl_efc about 1 year ago
6 posts
hey
By chad22_816 about 1 year ago
3 posts
its more surface pattens and a lil design, its up in newcastle, if ur intrested i can give u all contact information you will need but they'll need to see a c.v x
By pb1985 about 1 year ago
thought id fan a fellow randomer! hope ur gud x
By memfislt about 1 year ago
2 posts
the best bit is when she visits her boss and she goes! little miss jocelyn! "were no in umoga u know!" "in all my years hes never asked me an ethnic question!" "do you have any er cliff richard...
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By Levz about 1 year ago