Things that i like

A jacket potato drenched in butter! The feeling of snow disintegrating on my tongue, seeing people being happy, good films, a hearty curry, hot chocolate, people remembering my birthday, singing along to cheesy songs in the shower, wearing odd-coloured shoes, purple & red, Spain, the television series Lost, Prison Break, and House, waking up early and knowing i still have time to go back to sleep for a while, travelling, freshly-squeezed orange juice, toffee crisps&crunchies, a double v&t followed by a tequila slammer, and then some more voddy, watching sports, calling the referee a w***er (unless he isn't one) licking things from the spoon when no one is watching, helping people who need it & who appreciate it, giving massages & hugs, still having the child in me, getting spaghetti all over my face, bowling, tennis, badminton, kissing, having a good stretch first thing in the morning, dancing, smoking, kissing, climbing on/ over things instead of walking around them like a lady, clean-smelling hair, pringles, Ikea, a scented, bubbly, candle-lit bath, chocolate, anything Italian, fluffy jumpers, computer games, sunrise, sunset, howling at the moon, playing pool, chickens, martial arts, kissing, writing spoof essays and making spoof films, cheap silver jewellery, people with brains and/or a good heart, exploring, fingerless gloves, the smell of coffee, foreign accents, and kissing...

Favourite music

soul, reggae, swing, jazz, rock, blues, rap, hip hop, rock, classical, rock, metal, rock, and rock, some electro malarkey. i also like the sizzling sound of sausages, and think it should be sampled on every track that is ever made from this day forward. it's not technically music, but it SHOULD be... man. Love rock 'n' roll because my ex-Uncle in law wrote a lot of the classic Motown, etc. tracks... i.e. The Leader of the Pack, Be My Baby, Tell Laura I Love Her, Chapel of Love, De Doo Ron Ron, Do Wah Diddy, etc. and produced a lot of others with The Beatles, Van Morrison and peeps... yeah... I'm showing off, but I guess not really because it's not my achievement, so KISS MY ASS lol.

Favourite movie(s)

Breakfast at Tiffany's, Reservoir dogs, Crouching Tiger..., Life is Beautiful, The Golden Child, Fight Club, Sunset Boulevard, Donnie Darko, Young Frankenstein, Anchorman, The Green Mile, The Colour Purple, Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back, The Truman Show, The Silence of the Lambs, The Goonies, Battle Royale, House of Flying Daggers, The Matrix, The Last Samurai (even though, historically, it was a load of bollocks), Kung Fu Hustle, Ghostbusters, Memoirs of a Geisha, Working Girl, any cheesy films based on comics (especially Flash Gordon. lol.), The Negotiator, Kiss the Girls, Along came a spider, Zatoichi, Baz Luhrmann's Romeo & Juliet, Nine to Five, The Butterfly Effect, Shawshank Redemption, Run Lola Run, Dr. Zhivago, Police Academy (oh my god - did I just admit that?), Misery, Edward Scissorhands, Being John Malkovich... oh, this could go on. Thelma and Louise. Okay, I'll stop now. Like a lot of manga & anime too. My all time favourite film is Homeward Bound. Nah, fuck off.

Scared of

Fear. The sea, sun, sand, palm trees, other human beings and oxygen. Apart from that I'm alright... although I don't like having snakes in my bed much. Scared of honey, and velvet/ suede... it makes me cringe horribly and feel sick. Shit-scared of swans.

What is your opinion on the decline of the Babylonian Empire & who is your favourite monkey?

Am I bovered? Look at my face... am I bovered? No, I do care really - deeply. It's a crying shame. As to the second question, curious George (Bush).

Interesting (?) facts

1) I lived in New York, N.Y. until I was 8. 2) I have a few obsessive compulsive disorders. 3) I used to be an athlete but am now a smoker&drinker. 4) I'm a hermaphrodite (just kidding har har hee har ha 5) A couple of friends and i once stole a shopping trolley from the back of a restaurant when we were 13 because a) the restaurant had stolen it from a supermarket, so we were avenging them and b) it was one of those trolleys that you put a pound into, so when we got it back (after an elaborate plan and lots of breaking and entering at 5 am), we got to split the pound! Sad. 6) I was going to be on an American tv show when i was a kid, but had to scrap the plan because we moved back to England. boooo! 7) my family have connections with: Marlon Brando, Phil Specter, Ice-T, Fiona Apple (my 'godsister'!), The Beatles, Tina Turner, Kurt Cobain (R.I.P.), Harrison Ford, Lily Tomlin, Terrence Stamp... this could go on... it's mostly because i have family in L.A.! 9) I did Film Studies & Literature at the uni of Essex and had the best time of my life meeting people from anywhere and everywhere who were into everything and anything (within reason... most of the time anyway). 10) I'm a geek. 11) I used to know all of the words to the film Silence of the Lambs. 12) I used to do ballet and tap dance but left when my tutor made me cry (I was only 17, i mean 7). 13) I beat the shit out of a guy that tried to attack me on the street. 14) The feel of velvet or suede makes me sick. 15) I'm not at all interested in a man because of the size of his d**k. 16) I bang my knee at least once a day. 17) I can never just fall asleep... it takes forever because i always go on strange mental journeys... 18) I'm an only child 19) I used to have four dogs - two pairs of black twin male dogs. Two were pugs and two were pekingese 20) My flatmate and i in my first year at uni once ate a sheep's heart because it was cheap and we were broke... it came in a packet from tesco btw... we didn't just go out into a field and tuck into a sheep or some shit. Stay tuned...

Hometown

Luton

Occupation

Sales Support Exec...ooooh!

Relationship status

single... unless you count that time i got married when i was REALLY drunk in Vegas...

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