i had an audition and didnt get it. It was a brutal audition! took me an hour and a half, to get there and they gave you 30 secs to say why you should be there! sounds easy but i swear the woman inter...
i had an audition and didnt get it. It was a brutal audition! took me an hour and a half, to get there and they gave you 30 secs to say why you should be there! sounds easy but i swear the woman interviewing me was gona spit poison in my face!!!!
hey, welcome to this crazy world of islandoo, good luck with the shipwrecked thing! ive become a fan, if you have any pennies spare - send them my way thanks xx
I LOVE the eighties.
I suffer greatly from foot in mouth syndrome and like making up my own nonsense words
I'm a big fan of neon
Electro rocks my world
And i'm pretty darned funny - part of my repetoire involves scone jokes
Current style : chav chic
PULLING SHAPES
Not looking the same as everyone else
Random music that no-one else knows
Raspberry / Cherry / Strawberry Beer Please
My pet skeleton Harriet - no really...
Laughing to myself out loud in public
the 80s
Shit films
Watching the Sign Zone when I really should be asleep
School cardigans
Unmatching Clothes
Being impractical
DRINKING TEA
Glow sticks
Falling in love with a song and listening to it on repeat till i feel exhausted and yet still not knowing the lyrics
Flip Flops all year round
Being inappropriate
About Me
I ♥ the 80's
My mom looks the spit of Barbara Streisand ♥
My dances moves are highly sought after...
I hate hate hate moths
I really fancy my lecturer and like to kiss boys that
look like him, even though he is old enough to be my dad...
I love my mates, we like to ramble and rant
I fall over ALOT
I love my indie scarves, im hardly ever spotted
without them
I think 'the queen is dead' by the smiths is top hat, but it didnt save my life
I dont think i could live without cheese
I cant decide whether i like marmite or not
I'm well a sucker for wine that costs like, three pounds
Pretty much all my shoes have holes in them
I like boys with manners/Please and Thank you dont cost fuck all
I DnT LKe PpL Hu tLk lKe dis
14 yr old emo girls with backpacks and `Im not okay` eye make up annoy me at times, they`re probably lovely but its not 1999 anymore
I appreciate Lady Sovereign and her council estate fingernails
I dont like metal, as in music
I don't appreciate the latest r'n'b tunes blazing out of some shit phone on public transport by some rude boy/girl, do you really think i want to listen to it?
I tend to stereotype even though i LOATHE it when i'm on the receiving end
MAKE DOHERTY HISTORY
I like gigs, but hate moshing
Don't claim to be a big fan of a band when you only sing along badly to the token chorus
I have size 8 feet, 7 at a push
I loathe sundays,they remind me of monday morning school and songs of praise
Your not cool as fuck cos you shop in charity shops
I hate Public Transport
I loathe pretentious little people who only listen to what nme tells them, and girls that think its cool and alternative to wear every piece of clothing they own, all at the same time, i am not fooled
I`m a big fan of intelligent sarcasm and irony
Who I'd like to meet
the living legend that is Barbra Streisand... i mean, she's sung with the musical gods - the bee gees, is bringing it home for the jewish community, and she has also sung with frank sinatra post humus (after death that is, not after chickpea mush) - who else can sing with a dead person???
Scared of
Moths and Pat Sharp and his mullet
The Truth Behind My Existance...
the true story of my existance is,
if my mum didn't run out of 50p's
for a game of space invaders back
in '79, my dad couldn't have offered
this mystical lady some coinage, and
therefore my mere existance would
never have even happened,
GOD BLESS SPACE INVADERS
Favourite music
Anything 80's
The Winehouse
CSS
Chalets
Kate Nash
Chromeo
Coco rosie
Cut copy
Crystal Castles
Death From Above 1979
Fall out boy
Futureheads
Gravy Train
Hadouken!
The Knife
Klaxons
Ladytron
Le Tigre
Lily Allen
Lady Sovereign
Liars
Mark Ronson
New Young Pony Club
Neon Blonde
Peaches
Pipettes
Presets
Regina Spektor
ShitDisco
Tiger Tunes
Hometown
Telford / Liverpool
Occupation
Student bum / local tramp
Relationship status
single... sung to the sound that is Natasha Bedingfield
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7 posts
I honestly cant remember what i said, i was shell shocked! lol! xxxx
By Nichola about 1 year ago
7 posts
i had an audition and didnt get it. It was a brutal audition! took me an hour and a half, to get there and they gave you 30 secs to say why you should be there! sounds easy but i swear the woman inter...
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By Nichola about 1 year ago
2 posts
ello treacle thanks for the comment this islandoo stuff is blowing my mind!im a fan!good luck chuck!xx
By Phillpots about 1 year ago
7 posts
LOL! The west mids are indeed rocking on!!!
By Nichola about 1 year ago
8 posts
aww! travellings amazing i know i really wnna do that this year, and go 2 uni nxt year!!!
By allactionnotlk about 1 year ago
8 posts
no im not at uni yet that will be this year.. unless i get on shipwrecked lol oh u went travelling how was that!
By allactionnotlk about 1 year ago
3 posts
hey all's cool thanks fo rthe best luckage you too sweetie!! x
By ElectroboyUK about 1 year ago
3 posts
was out on the town sat nite working sunday and played tennis on monday. cheers for the penny.
By smthee42 about 1 year ago
8 posts
kl im not up 2 much waiting for my results to come out wot bout u?
By allactionnotlk about 1 year ago
8 posts
woo thaks hun good luck as well the more kool ppl like us get on the better lool xx
By allactionnotlk about 1 year ago
2 posts
welcome to islandoo!! hope u enjoy ur stay ! :D:D:D no doubt u will x would b kind of u if u returned the fan :D good luck with the auditions aswell x
By dream_on about 1 year ago
2 posts
hey, welcome to this crazy world of islandoo, good luck with the shipwrecked thing! ive become a fan, if you have any pennies spare - send them my way thanks xx
By sianifer about 1 year ago