Things I Love

PULLING SHAPES Not looking the same as everyone else Random music that no-one else knows Raspberry / Cherry / Strawberry Beer Please My pet skeleton Harriet - no really... Laughing to myself out loud in public the 80s Shit films Watching the Sign Zone when I really should be asleep School cardigans Unmatching Clothes Being impractical DRINKING TEA Glow sticks Falling in love with a song and listening to it on repeat till i feel exhausted and yet still not knowing the lyrics Flip Flops all year round Being inappropriate

About Me

I ♥ the 80's My mom looks the spit of Barbara Streisand ♥ My dances moves are highly sought after... I hate hate hate moths I really fancy my lecturer and like to kiss boys that look like him, even though he is old enough to be my dad... I love my mates, we like to ramble and rant I fall over ALOT I love my indie scarves, im hardly ever spotted without them I think 'the queen is dead' by the smiths is top hat, but it didnt save my life I dont think i could live without cheese I cant decide whether i like marmite or not I'm well a sucker for wine that costs like, three pounds Pretty much all my shoes have holes in them I like boys with manners/Please and Thank you dont cost fuck all I DnT LKe PpL Hu tLk lKe dis 14 yr old emo girls with backpacks and `Im not okay` eye make up annoy me at times, they`re probably lovely but its not 1999 anymore I appreciate Lady Sovereign and her council estate fingernails I dont like metal, as in music I don't appreciate the latest r'n'b tunes blazing out of some shit phone on public transport by some rude boy/girl, do you really think i want to listen to it? I tend to stereotype even though i LOATHE it when i'm on the receiving end MAKE DOHERTY HISTORY I like gigs, but hate moshing Don't claim to be a big fan of a band when you only sing along badly to the token chorus I have size 8 feet, 7 at a push I loathe sundays,they remind me of monday morning school and songs of praise Your not cool as fuck cos you shop in charity shops I hate Public Transport I loathe pretentious little people who only listen to what nme tells them, and girls that think its cool and alternative to wear every piece of clothing they own, all at the same time, i am not fooled I`m a big fan of intelligent sarcasm and irony

Who I'd like to meet

the living legend that is Barbra Streisand... i mean, she's sung with the musical gods - the bee gees, is bringing it home for the jewish community, and she has also sung with frank sinatra post humus (after death that is, not after chickpea mush) - who else can sing with a dead person???

Scared of

Moths and Pat Sharp and his mullet

The Truth Behind My Existance...

the true story of my existance is, if my mum didn't run out of 50p's for a game of space invaders back in '79, my dad couldn't have offered this mystical lady some coinage, and therefore my mere existance would never have even happened, GOD BLESS SPACE INVADERS

Favourite music

Anything 80's The Winehouse CSS Chalets Kate Nash Chromeo Coco rosie Cut copy Crystal Castles Death From Above 1979 Fall out boy Futureheads Gravy Train Hadouken! The Knife Klaxons Ladytron Le Tigre Lily Allen Lady Sovereign Liars Mark Ronson New Young Pony Club Neon Blonde Peaches Pipettes Presets Regina Spektor ShitDisco Tiger Tunes

Hometown

Telford / Liverpool

Occupation

Student bum / local tramp

Relationship status

single... sung to the sound that is Natasha Bedingfield

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