What I am brilliant at

i would'nt say i was brilliant at anything.. oh wait actually.. im great and not getting up or into work.. supprised ive still got a decent job... although i do work me socks off when im there ha ha, im probaby brilliant at party time...!! i love going out and getting wrecked!! watching bands and clubbing.. i love ibiza.. over there for at least a couple of weeks every year for the last 5 years!! im a bit of a ladett!! i love JD hes the only man for me & Snakey B's go down a treat! i can drink most lads under the table before i pass out my self, well bobs ur uncle and fannys ur aunt! so it all makes sense to meeee! xx Other than the wreck head side of me!! i love kick boxing! well back into it again! madness,.. gets all ur anger out!.. rather than lashing out on other people! i ahve been to anger management! a few years back and still have my moments.. but who dosnt aye.. im not a nutt!! im just off my tree half the time.. lol, xx and also ahhh the weather starting to warm up and i got my board out the other day!! froze my tushy of big time!! ha ha... major erect nippples on the go!! lol.. but it was wicked.. love surfin! love love love.. well when u live on a 9 by 5 island of the cost of france and ur surrounded by beaches why not aye!! xx whoop love life and enjoy it.. were not here for long!! make your mark on the world! thats my moto!! I am truely a mad yet honest person.. love life.. love booze and love my family and friends.. they come first in my life!... lifes what u make of it! u only get one bash at this living thing, why sit around contemplating doing things and saving money?? why?? i ask they?? what a fuckin waiste of life.... live.. go out and enjoy urself!! have a laugh!! be silly! do all the things u wanna do!! yet not at anyone else's expense and laws are just guidelines!! as long as u keep just on the edge dojing arrest and life is sweet! go out there and make a diffenrence.. without sounding like a wolly!! u never know if it may be ur last breathe.. last step!! so everything u do! do for urself and others around u!! keep smiling be happy!! its not the end of the world!! OR IS IT??? LMAO!! xx

EIVISSA

AHHHHHH weve booked and were going!! whooooop 16th of may TheZinz(JellyBean) and Kayjay(Scousenutt)!! were off for the whole fookin summer cant wait!! its gonna be madness!! ***PARTY TIME*** if any one else is goin out let me know!!

A message to my bestest matey in the wolrd of worlds!

Me & My best M8 have multiple personalitys, day to day im lynz shes niki.. when we are sober were The Whinz and the Willow! when we are drunk we are The Zinz and Nicky Stickle Bricks.. When we are Smashed were The Fucked up Fairy and The Pirate Pixi....x I am the zinz... u are nicky stickle bricks.... we are the whinz and the willow..... i am the fucked up fairy u are the pirate pixi... we are the legends of the night.... we get the sweeties from the tuck shop... we drink the rum from the shoes.... u want ur snowman, i want my bambino we roll together like moldy rum in shoes.. its nice beacuse it consits of loads of booze..... i love my niki she love me... i love my niki she loves me... we'll be together for ever, we'll be together forever, in perfect hormoney... in perfect harmoney! whoooooop! its great G-R-A-T-E great..... its nice N-I-S-E nice...... ur ripped R-E-A-U-B-T ripped...!!! ha ha ha..... whooop brop bop bop bop bop!!! xxx

LIVERPOOL!! ZZZZZ BEST TEAM IN THE WORLD

When you walk through a storm Hold your head up high And don't be afraid of the dark At the end of the storm Is a golden sky And the sweet silver song of the lark Walk on through the wind Walk on through the rain Though your dreams be tossed and blown Walk on walk on with hope in your heart And you'll never walk alone You'll never walk alone When you walk through a storm Hold your head up high And don't be afraid of the dark At the end of the storm Is a golden sky And the sweet silver song of the lark Walk on through the wind Walk on through the rain Though your dreams be tossed and blown Walk on walk on with hope in your heart And you'll never walk alone You'll never walk You'll never walk You'll never walk alone. I LOVE YOU STEVIE G!!!! MWAH XXX RAZZYS XXX

I HATE SHOES

I HATE SHOES..... I HATE THE WAY THEY SQUISH UR FEET SO CLOSE TOGETHER AND UR TOES FEEL LIKE THERE GONNA DROP OFF! THIS IS NOT BECAUSE THERE TO SMALL IS BECAUSE MY FEET ARE KLOSTAPHOBIC! (HA HA SPELLING).... I HATE THE WAY THEY MAKE SOUNDS AS YOUR WALKING... I HATE THE FACT THAT PEOPLE THINK THEY LOOK NICE... I HATE THAT PEOPLE ACTUALLY WEAR SHOES! I JUST HATE SHOES!...... FLIP FLOPS RULE!!!!! HAVAINNAS IN FACT!!! JANUARY TO DECEMBER.... THE FREEDOM OF THE FEET!.... ADVICE TO EVERYONE..... FLIP FLOPS ARE THE WAY FORWARD!!!!!

MANAGER

I MANAGE THE VALENTINES.. A PUNK, NEW NORK DO WOP SENSATION! IF U ARE INTERESTED IN FINDING OUT MORE THERE LINK IS ON MY PAGE... I AM TRYING TO GET THE BOYS GIGS ALL OVER THE UK... THEY CURRENTLY PLAY A REGULAR SLOT IN BRIGHTON AT BELUSHIS ON A THURSDAY NIGHT AND REGULAR SLOTS IN JERSEY... PLAYING WITH THE LIKES OF KASABIAN, THE ZUTONS, RAZORLIGHT, MANY MORE... THEY ARE NOW GETTING QUITE A BIT OF ATTENTION AND HAVE HAD ALOT OF PAPER AND TV COVERAGE... SEE THERE MYSPACE FOR MORE DETAILS www.myspace.com/thevalentinesuk & if ur interested in getting in touch with me and have any info on any venues for the boys to play! it would be much appreciated. thanks lynz xx :)www.myspace.com/casinolynz CHECK OUT ALL MY BOYS :- myspace.com/thevalentinesuk, myspace.com/onetwofours, myspace.com/themergeuk, myspace.com/thegaagaas, myspace.com/wizardandthefrog, myspace.com/christianjegard, myspace.com/theauthormusic, mwaaaaaah xxxxxxxx

Hometown

jersey/norfolk

Occupation

bar maid / work slave

Relationship status

Engaged

close