Do you like to party?

Yeah i do! I like to get out of of town for a couple of days, to somewhere with a bit of life, usually brighton or london, where I try to take over everywhere i go. If I feel sexy I will dance like a cowboy in a pupet show. my best move is throw an imaginary rope around a near by girl then real her in. (it doaen't work much)If I am chatting a girl up for the first time, I buy her a drink and I try to be a total gentleman, then lie my ass off. I tell them I am a student teacher usually, to show that im good with kids. But recentlly I have been a guide dog trainer.

Ever been in trouble?

It have had a few close calls, but i have always talked my way out. I have four rules that I always stick to when talking to authortuive figures police, street wardens ect.., 1. Stay calm, 2 do not swear, 3 dont point, 4 Never ever touch them. If you follow the four rules here, you can be as cheeky as you want to them. I know that for sure.

Be anyone for a day?

If I had the chance to be anyone for a day, I would probably be Barry Scott from the cilit bang adverts.He is so funny, I would just shout my head off at people everywhere i went. "HI BARRY SCOTT HERE AND I'D LIKE TO ORDER THE SWEET AND SOUR CHICKEN, MAKE SURE YOU PUT THE RICE IN A MICROWAVEABLE CONTAINER OR ELSE BANG AND MY KITCHEN IS GONE!"

Describe self in 3 words

I can do it in one; cheese sandwich.

Happiest when

I make people laugh. i am excellent at picking people up if they are feeling a little blue, Which is a trait I love in myself because depressed people never stop moaning.

hobbies?

Apart from the usual going out ect.. I am trying to lern how to fly (in a plane)I can read, and I like playing poker, on line my name is mr-cool. I also enjoy going into chat rooms and trying to get kicked out, by being as abusive as i can to other people or i try getting them kicked out for being abusive to me.This is not as easy as it sound, first you have to win peoples trust by talking nicely to them, before you try to demoralisse them. I do think that it gives those people something to talk about for the rest of the day, so everybody wins. Why not give it a go yourself.

Hometown

Bognor Regis

Occupation

Night Porter (for the glamor)

Relationship status

Male slag

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