There was a little boy whose mother was about to have a baby. One day, the little boy walked in and saw his mother naked. He asked his mother what the hair between her legs was. She responded, "It...
There was a little boy whose mother was about to have a baby. One day, the little boy walked in and saw his mother naked. He asked his mother what the hair between her legs was. She responded, "It's my wash cloth." Weeks later, after the mother had her baby, the young boy walked in on his mother again. While she was in the hospital, the doctor had shaved her pubic hair. The boy asked, "What happened to your wash cloth?" The mother responded, "I lost it." The little boy, trying to be helpful, set out to find his mother's washcloth. A few days later, he ran to his mother yelling and screaming, "I found your washcloth." The mother, thinking that the child was just playing, went along with the boy and asked, "Where did you find it?" The boy answered, "The maid has it! She is washing daddy's face with it."
Anything goes in my life! purple dogs, a black cat called yoghurt and best of all sending my yellow badger to the shops 4 a small brown loaf and a bag of red sticks! Anyone seen my green monkey he was in pocket a minute ago he smells a funny colour.
so called 'IT' girls!! get a grip you morons! a slice of reality would probably kill these people, ignorance is a big gripe of mine not to mention liars and bullies! but worst of all it has to be when people pigeonhole you by the way you dress
Why ive got to get on that island!
I need to get on that island because since leaving the army my circle of friends has somewhat diminished as it does, my relationship with my family has gone downhill and i feel i need to experience life away from everything in order to grow and repair some broken bridges
Naughtiest thing I've ever done
to get back at my brother for wrecking my fave trainers i told an ex girlfriend of his that he wanted to get back together and gave her his new fone number. didnt go down too well that!!! especially seein how they split up on savagely bad terms and she stalked him 4 months!!!! proper class
Scared of
not finding myself or not being the father my daughter deserves. but i dare say getting bitten by a shark wouldnt tickle so i cant say i aint scared of them!!!!!
Happiest when
im with madison(my daughter) and when im just relaxing after some sporting activities. not to mention the obvious ( i am a bloke!!!!!!)
best things in life?
it has 2 be my daughter first and foremost, but next its a plethora of things like snowboarding, playing the drums, and mostly gud gud gud company, u can have a great nite anywhere with the rite crowd!!!!!!!!!!
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haw'way the lads!!!!!
By rollie 8 months ago
i love it, wat eva ur smoking give me some!!! ha ha ha
By annthegudgirl 11 months ago
hows it goin bud
By jamiejones2766 about 1 year ago
31 posts
hiya sorri havnt had time 2 go on comp in a while:) u shud Ave sed hi. xx
By Princess_Aly about 1 year ago
There was a little boy whose mother was about to have a baby. One day, the little boy walked in and saw his mother naked. He asked his mother what the hair between her legs was. She responded, "It...
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By abby1234519 about 1 year ago
30 posts
yeh mine was manchester tooooo
By tor_tor about 1 year ago
30 posts
am ok i guess.gutted i got an audition but cudn't go :(! i noticed that you fanned my cousin.lol.
By tor_tor about 1 year ago
31 posts
im fab and urself ? xxx
By Princess_Aly about 1 year ago
3 posts
awwwww bless ya. bet that spoilt the holiday didn't it?
By krazykatie54 about 1 year ago
3 posts
hey. hows u?
By krazykatie54 about 1 year ago
31 posts
hha gud lol xxx
By Princess_Aly about 1 year ago
31 posts
yea exactly lol
By Princess_Aly about 1 year ago