Blondest moments there are loads but heres a few

I could fill this page with these but my latest one was driving through a town called St George and asked my friend if i named it after the flag, she asked me why i didn't just say st george and i said i didn't know the saint of englands name even though i just said it i just thought that was the name off the flag. Suppose you had to i think be there really but it was funny. I have had another bad one lately i was at work and the was a sign saying xmas party seating plan but it was on to different pieces off paper and i read it as xmas seating and party plan so i asked the the reginal manager what the differnce was and she had to explain what it all meant to me while everyone was crying with laughter behind me. Some1 also told me when i was 12 that if you u drink a can of coke without stopping you would die and i belived it until this year when i shouted at my friend for doing it and she told me it was a lie i belived it for years. i also thought i could take my hair straightners to the island.

Favourite music and gay bars

I love r'n'b and cheesey music. But as long and you can dance to it and act stupid i really don't mind. I'm still loving paris to berlin old i know but we have dance moves for it which when you have had a few to drink looks great which obivously includes all my dancing does especially when i am up on the poles shaking my ass but it is annoying when im in a gay bar and straight men try to pull me so i have a question why do 'straight' men go to gay bars?? is it because you are all really secretly bi like you think all girls are??

Favourite movie(s)

Dumb and dumber definitly because it reminds me off me and my best friend, thats how bad my blonde moments are but at least you know i'd be funny (that is if you like the film off course if not you'd probable think i'm a complete dick) and now i am a massive fan off ALL the Saw movies, but i do have to wonder if he went to trial could he actually get done for murder?? bcus if you think about it he does actually give them a chance to escape and its up to them if they choose to do it or not, i guess it is just going to have to remain one off those unsolved questions like why is the sky blue?? if anyone can answer any off those 2 questions please tell me lol

Scared of

Cotton wool, yes it is true i can't stand the stuff especially noise it makes. I get chased around by my friends with it. I HATE spiders even little baby ones if there is one in my shower and my flatmate isn't home i have to go and shower around my friends house, and piegons (don't know to spell it) when im in town they fly right at me i think they can smell fear

Happiest when

when i'm out having a laugh with my friends. also when i am out shopping spending loads off money that i don't have especially up park street (people from bristol will understand). i'm also happy when i am making people laugh and acting really stupid and getting away with it. But i'm definitly at my happiest when i'm out on the town having a drink or 2 and when im in the sun even tho i don't tan ever. oh i forgot i am happier when doing other things but i can't go into much detail about that on here.

My OCD.

People never believe this either and you might think i'm weird after reading this but everything has to be in even numbers. my car stereo, my t.v doesn't have numbers so i turn it down in even numbers. But apart from that i am normal i promise.

Hometown

bristol but from the west midlands baby

Occupation

i used to be a holiday rep 4 club 18-30 and 2wentys did it for 3 summers and miss it so much now i'm cabin crew hopefully soon to be police officer

Relationship status

seeing someone but its not serious yet

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