What I am brilliant at

maken people laugh n blowing smoke rings out me nose.. pissen money up the wall, askn stupid questions lyk.. when ya get in the bath/shower how cum only ya hands n feet go wrinkly? why a spring onions called spring onions when ya can get them all yr round?

about me

am from near sunderland but work n live in a hotel nr leeds, a share a caravan with me girlfriend on the hotel site, its kinda lyk dirty dancen where a work except a dont dance with water melons which is a shame

random

if ya girlfriend wount cum stick celary up a bum........ celary.... celary

Scared of

snakes, a h8t them, even when the cum on the tele a pick me feet up cos me mam telt is when a was little they wud cum out the tele n get me

Happiest when

dance, with me m8ts n me wife, eatn penny jellys mmmm haribo yummy, lying in the sun, chilln, popcorn, doing summit different. anyway a wake up happy so a suppose fresh air or in my case the smell of horrible sheep that live in the farm near the hotel

funniest moments

has 2 of been in newcastle, was dancen on this wood thing a dont even know it was a table or just their 4 sum other reason n a was tryn 2 do the makaren, steppped back that bit 2 far came fallen off, turned 2 me m8 n went did any1 see... no no1 seen haha the plc was packed. also was in me sisters car n there was a bus full of middlesbourgh fans n me sis went flash ya tits so a did n she put a foot down n when a pulled me top back down we were along side a car with 2 old ppl in haha their face was a pic, think it was a kodak moment

Hometown

peterlee

Occupation

hotel (g.a)

Relationship status

taken

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