why?

well cause the party needs me!! and because i live in the bloody midlands and its so far away frm the sea! and i wana catch me sum fish wiv a stick how very caveman!! so many reasons plus it wud be gud to play tricks n stir things up with the ladies on the island nufin like fired up women i can be a rite shit still its all good humour lol x

Favourite music

dance dance dance any i love music rocknroll blues dance club!! i love to see music live. i love to dance although im possibly the worst dancer ever! my m8s get very embarrased!! lol its like a man bn attacked by wasps i wave my hands stupidly n look a total prat but i dnt care wat anyone thinks screw them!!

Favourite movie(s)

braveheart altough im not scottish! lol its a class film!! and snatch thats wkd ohh n green street is definetly the best film ever made!!

dislikes!

wasps i cant stand them kill them all!! stuckup dicks that reakon there god they annoy the shit out of me!!

Happiest when

im surronded by women and mates! and im competetive so im happy when i win! i love arguing i NEVER lose lol and when i drink i love gettin drunk so many gud things happen lol i also like gettin turned down by women witch happens all the time its good to av a challange!

My Hero(s)

definetly hugh heffner lucky lucky man!get me on so i can practice bein him!! i admire things people do especially him wat a player lol x

Hometown

[a tiny lil village full of weirdo's]

Occupation

im a decorater love to get my hands dirty

Relationship status

lookin 4 sum1 that can handle me!

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