Favourite insult from a friend directed at me

'And who are you besides a poster child for a sexless marriage?'

Favourite cliched come backs

'So's yer mum'. 'So's yer face'. 'So's yer bum'.

Number of time I'm going to spank each Shipwrecked researcher for not calling me to audition yet

Three (and don't even pretend you won't love every second of it; now assume the position Shipwreck researchy types)

Scared of

Getting a single second older. Becoming wrinkly. Another person with questionable banter gettin' an audition before me. Getting a single nano-second older. Getting botox injections (which I will need). Getting a single peko-second older. Pattern emerging here? I could also be said to be afraid of EVERYTHING. I'm always jumping. Sometimes all someone has to do is say 'hello' and you guessed it, I jump. It's nothin' to do with me being a wimp. I'm just of a nervous disposition and I've got a note from my mum to say so!

Happiest when

On a bouncy castle. It's been a while:( So, if you will, come bounce with me, come bounce, come bounce away..weeeeeeeeee.

My Hero(s)

My friends, for not shopping me to the government. They're wathcin' me you know (the government not my friends that is) but I've said too much already. So yeah, the OC, great show...nothing at all to do with the government- not one bit...ssshh.

Hometown

Glasgow

Occupation

Student/ Young Person's Sexual Health Helpline Associate

Relationship status

Single!

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