About me

Well..... Love talking crazy with my mates and chilling when the time is needed. People around me make me happiest. Especially when they're ace mates and you can totally relax in their company. Loved last years Shipwrecked, even missed the Sunday lunch in the uni canteen for it (dedication me thinks). I love getting a stonking tan and am a real team player, so would work hard in my time spent on the island. I get on well with everyone, tend to bury my head in the sand when arguements appear unless they really get me angry and I explode. Can't stand silences so always do or say something to avoid this. If I cant think of anything to say, I may just laugh.....don't be alarmed if this happens! Oh, and my car is called Graham!

Facts!

Hold tight..... 1. I have saved a little boy's life by doing the Heimlich maneuver because he was choking. 2. The most famous person I've ever seen is Matthew Perry at a tennis match in Los Angeles. 3. Have spent two summers living in Los Angeles working at a summer camp with kids from the Bloods and Crips......gangsters! 4. My goldfish Fizz is 3 years old....I think that's old for a goldfish isn't it??? I also have two ginger cats- Harvey and Oscar. 5. At 16 I got a job at Halfords working on the car part section. Was there for 2 years. Know nothing about cars! Total blag! 6. Have been an extra twice- played Dr Tom Wilson in 'Doctors' and a nightclub DJ in 'Crimewatch'. 7. Played the Wizard in a school production of The Wizard of Oz....loved it! 8. When living in California I woke up in the middle of the night because there was a mouse on my face. Also, my tent was surrounded by coyotes one night as well! 9. In one of my summers in California I fractured a bone in my heel (crutches here I come!), was stung on the neck by a wasp and got conjunctivis. Never been to the Drs so much, and wasnt even at home! 10. I sleep walk, sleep talk and sleep write.....now do you not wanna see that on the island???

Favourite music, movies and more!

Fratellis, Nerina Pallot, The Kooks, The Killers, Shakira, The Feeling, Kelly Clarkson, Alicia Keys, Orson, Natalie Imbruglia, Sandi Thom, Lily Allen, David Gray, Badly Drawn Boy. Am quite an indie boy really, tho on nights out like to chuck shapes to more funkier stuff.....soul, rnb, house. Am beyond the days of liking cheese tho, guess I've turned like cheese and matured haha! The Goonies, my kidhood fave. Little Rascals, a little-known classic! Tis what I've always wanted, to belong to a troublesome gang like they do and get up to some amazaing scrapes! I'm sure on the islands there'd be many adventures to be had! Other films- Grease, The Notebook, Girl Interupted, Rocky Horror, 13 Going on 30 (the Jacko dance is great), My Best Friends Wedding (funny funny funny), Armageddon, Daylight, Jurassic Park (the whole trilogy!). Two prostitutes stood on a corner of a street. One says to the other "It's going to be a good night tonight, I can smell cock in the air." The second turns, looks at her, and says "Sorry love, I've just burped." HA you just gotta laugh....I love it!

The Google Game!

Type the following into Google....."your name smells/looks/tastes/sounds/feels like" and pick the best response from the first page of search results! Matt feels like the straight guy begrudgingly allowed into the gay world. Matt looks like he should be a pirate. Matt smells like sausage filling. Matt sounds like a coyote in a trash compactor. Matt tastes like feet. Matt loves guacamole. Matt hates daylight savings time. Matt eats like you’d expect a juvenile sasquatch to eat. Matt drinks like a redneck. Matt dresses like a corpse and pretends to be dead. Matt runs like the wind. Matt walks like a duck. Matt stands like a ballet dancer. Matt laughs like crazy. Matt smiles like a kid in a candy store. Matt works like a crazy Mexican. Matt laughs at Emo kids. Matt cries at the lame ending to a good storyline. Matt knows about 500 songs by heart. Matt lives in a two storey house occasionally referred to as 'the cave'. Matt sings like a bleeding sheep. Matt has sex with his own back fat. Matt fancies his guitars. Matt eats banana with his feet. Matt adores peanut butter. Matt drives like he is about to die at any time. Matt is a certified Canon Professional Shooter. Matt has a small vineyard in the Cowichan Valley. Matt is famous for his lack of nerve endings from the neck up. Matt owns a donut shop. Matt will be touring the country this October. Matt must learn how to survive in the wilderness alone. Matt could never get the image of Sherri with this man out of his mind. Matt would just be disciplined enough to learn proper thrash guitar technique. Matt should have played Yoda in Star Wars Trilogies. Matt likes to post on the internet as a 15 year old female. Matt is friends with a mafia member. Matt lives with a pudgy lady named Celia. Matt sleeps in a coffin-full of water.

Nasty things I DO NOT like

Moths, argh! Hairy and flapping in my face. Makes me heave just thinking of them. YUK. And helium balloons. I've been asked twice now to fill my car with them for big parties and then drive to the venue in absolute fear that they will burst. Also, bananas are nasty. Their smell and feel, ewwww, banana peel. YUK! More.....arrogance (no need!), middle lane drivers (sort yourselves out), food poisoning (lost a stone in 4 days)!

Happiest when.....

I'm lying in bed and can hear the rain outside, knowing I dont need to get up! Eating yogurts, cheese on toast or sausage rolls. Lapping up the dancefloor after a few bevvies with my mates. Singing really loudly when alone in my house. Long showers. Having my hair played with. My feet being tickled.

Hometown

Oxford

Occupation

Teacher

Relationship status

Singleton

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