who the bloody hell am i, i hear you ask

im sam.im loud but not to the point that its annoying.i make strange faces and sounds when i think no one is looking or listening but always get caught.i love going out and havin a dance.i love a good drink.especially sambuca.i have just finished uni and dont know what the hell to do now.i studied illustration.got a 2:1.art is a massive part of my life.i wear alot of hats.but not all at once.i do alot of weird circus skills like diablo,contact ball,staff,juggling and poi.if i was to die and come back as something i would want to be a pirate captain.

What I'd like to change about myself

when i was really little i got bored,stole my dads razor and decided to shave my face and now i get little random hairs on the tip of my nose that iv got to pluck out.what a mistake that was.pretty rank. so yeh,i would change the fact that i shaved my face so i wouldnt get them.lol.

Naughtiest thing I've ever done

its hard to say.i have done a lot of naughty things.the most recent naughty/stupidly fucking drunk thing i did was took all my clothes off when i left a club, put them in a bin and walked home completely naked.the weirdest thing that happened to me though was when i woke up on a roundabout about 10 miles away from my house and have no memory of how i got there.the moral to that story is never have a vodka drinking contest with a 6ft 3 russian guy.he will always win.

Scared of

cows and squirrels.they scare the crap out of me.they cannot be trusted!!

Happiest when

im surrounded by excellent company.be it a friend or a stranger.especially happy when im laughing but i have forgotten what im laughing about but it doesnt seem to matter anymore.

what would i save if my house was on fire.

i would save my pirate hat because i like it and my weird teapot collection because i reckon it might be worth something...and i like it.

Hometown

bristol

Occupation

just finished being a student

Relationship status

single

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