This woman has two female parrots and the only thing they can say is "Hi we're prostitutes do you wanna ride" anyway the woman was so upset with this that she decides to go and see the local priest. S...

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This woman has two female parrots and the only thing they can say is "Hi we're prostitutes do you wanna ride" anyway the woman was so upset with this that she decides to go and see the local priest. She tells the priest her problem and he comes up with an idea he tells her he has two male parrots at his house and all they say are prayers and that maybe if they brought the four together that the male birds good influence might rub off on the two females. The woman thinks this is a great idea and decides to bringthem over straight away. She arrives atthe priests house and places the cages beside eachother sure enough the male birds are praying away and then the two female birds pipe up "Hi we're prostitutes do you wanna ride?" With this one of the male birds stops praying and says to the other "Percy we can stop, our prayers have being answered"

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not to bad thanks! abit gutted that i gotta work tonight and also abit gutted coz there is a baby blackbird outside my bedroom window that wont stop bloody TWEETING! its been there for about 3 hours a...

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not to bad thanks! abit gutted that i gotta work tonight and also abit gutted coz there is a baby blackbird outside my bedroom window that wont stop bloody TWEETING! its been there for about 3 hours and its driving me mental aaaaaaaargh!

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