It's all about me!

Straight talking. Happy-go-lucky. Urban hippie. Funny-haha. Funny-strange. Loyal. Competitive. The best kind of friend and the worst kind of enemy. Placid, playful, weird & wonderful. Short tempered on a morning! Will help anyone unless they're not willing to help themselves. Explosive and vindictive when crossed. (So be warned!...) I'm the daddy bear, keeping an eye on everyone, looking after them, but I'll growl at you if you step out of line. Oh, and don't forget stealthy!

Do I believe in time travel?

I really don't! If time travel could exist we'd have known about it by now, and if it does, I can come back later on and erase this from ever happening so I won't look stupid!

Do I like low cost airlines?

I absolutely do not! I used to. But a recent experience made me miss a night out in London because the airline in question cancelled my flight and didn't see fit to tell me. Then they thought it approriate to stick me on a peasant wagon next to Wheezy Velma for six hours, who either had serious respiratory issues or found the bus journey sexually arousing. Then I arrive in London, stranded cos all the tubes are shut and I get thrown out of Victoria Station. All my mates were out on the drink, so I just had to sit on my bag surrounded by homeless people and foreign students until one of the pissheads saw fit to come and find me two hours later! So in answer to that question, on account of making me sit next to the wheeze and spend my big night out in the gutter PRE-DRINK, no I do not like low cost airlines!

What makes me angry?

Lifestealers! People who have no life of their own so invade yours and try to take it for their own! Oh, and being woken up too early!

Plans for life?

Well for the next six months at least, I will be living in beach huts and hostels in Hong Kong, Thailand, New Zealand and then a cheeky trip to LA to show off my tan with the rich and famous. After that I'm gonna be a teacher.

Shipwrecked...

To be brutal, I was really disappointed after seeing the first episode. The majority of them vexed me greatly, and it's not just cos I'm jealous and bitter. Lucy made herself look like a right twat, I hope she sorts herself out! But I am lovong the Lianne (HELLO!) and the lesbian plumber, and the guy that got ran over by the boat! (Pissed myself laughing at that!... what an entrance!)

Hometown

Middlesbrough

Occupation

Marketing

Relationship status

Single

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