What I am brilliant at

I darlings am fantastic at stalking men!!! i have a kit and everything i will find youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!! If you wanna be stalked say howdy xx

What I'd like to change about myself

I would like to be less indecisive poppets i can never ever make up me mind its like chicken burger/cheese burger? stalk the blonde stalk the brunette?? its so fookin hard!

Naughtiest thing I've ever done

hmmmmmmmmmmm being a naughty little shitface i couldn't possibly say but most naughty things involve much alcohol!!!!

Scared of

I am scared of heights, spiders, mashed potato, liver fleas and being caught stalking!!

Happiest when

I'm eating drinking, laughing, being with friends, bein on hol and when im sat in my car watching a fittie with my night vision goggles

Favourite music, movie, magazine

Shitface loves films she loves The Departed, Shawshank Redemption, Face Off , Little Mermaid (darlin its betta down where its wetta) and so so so many more that i cant be arsed to think i also love most music but think i can dance like a biatch to the hip hop x

Hometown

Bath

Occupation

Nurse/Stalker

Relationship status

Unwanted

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