who i am

My name is sinclair jules jaspard mandy (a bit long winded i know) and i live in norfolk but i grew up in mallorca so i speak spanish (and french). I have a beautiful girlfriend who is loverly, and i live at boarding school, so ive been pent up for a long while and deffinitely need to spend some time on a deserted island in the south pacific... hint!

My least favorite bit of me

My ankles, they always let me down; in bed, when falling off stuff pretty much all the time.

Naughtiest thing I've ever done

Probably getting really drunk round my mates, then getting lost and trying to find his house.. then i woke up in the morning in his next door neighbors house, which apparently id broken into, but of course cant remember, haha twas funny But apart from that its probably streaking allong with the entire carnival float in my town in the summer, hehe twas funny

Scared of

not sure yet.. nothing like spiders or commitment its more like fat german women on nudist beaches that freak me out.

Happiest when

naked and surrounded by hot naked women (not fat or german ones)

Favourite music, movie, magazine

everything from cheesy old skool (skool not school)to trancy hardcore, then james brown etc etc etc... basically everything that that makes you move. As for books well just about everything, the beach is awesome (the book and the film). As for films i love vietnam films apocalypse now is fucking awesome!!

Hometown

deya in mallorca

Occupation

technically a student, but it doesent pay so...

Relationship status

taken... by a beautiful lady

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