Are you any good in bed?

Do one legged ducks swim around in circles?!! you tell me!! If only i could keep a woody i would be a legend!!

Tell us a joke!!

A guy in a mask bursts into a sperm bank with a shotgun. "Open the safe," he yells at the girl behind the counter. "But we`re not a real bank," she replies. "We don`t have any money. This is a sperm bank." "Don`t argue, open the goddamn safe or I`ll blow your head off," says the guy with the gun. She obliges and once she`s opened the safe door the guy says, "Take out one of the bottles and drink it." "But it`s full of sperm!" she replies nervously. "Don`t argue, just drink it!" he says. She takes the cap off and gulps it down. "Take out another one and drink it too," he demands. She takes out another and drinks it as well. Suddenly the guy pulls off his mask and to the girl`s amazement it`s her husband. "There," he says, "it`s not that difficult is it!?!"

Favourite movie(s)

Shawshank Redemption,Eurotrip,Football Factory,Happy Gilmore,The Business,Dead Mans Shoes, Goodbye Charlie Bright , Just Friends, Hostel, Van Wilder, South Park the movie, Harold and Kumar, Team America, 21 grams, Missing in Action,American pie, I.D. Dumb and Dumber.

Scared of

Commitment and people who work on rides at traveling fairgrounds!!.

Happiest when

Djing to a crowd, Scoring goals and that little moment when you are just about to come!!

My Heroes!!

George Best, Danny Dyer, Ricky Gervais, Ray Winstone,Kirsty Gallagher,Billy Bonds, Julian Dicks and Paulo Di Canio.

Hometown

Chelmsford

Occupation

Superstar DJ - www.myspace.com/terryturbolee

Relationship status

In a Relationship

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