A young teenaged girl was a prostitute and, for obvious reasons, kept it a secret from her grandma. One day, the police raided a brothel and arrested a group of prostitutes, including the young girl. ...
A young teenaged girl was a prostitute and, for obvious reasons, kept it a secret from her grandma. One day, the police raided a brothel and arrested a group of prostitutes, including the young girl. The prostitutes were instructed to line up in a straight line on the sidewalk. Well, who should be walking in the neighborhood, but little old Grandma. The young girl was frantic. Sure enough, Grandma noticed her young granddaughter and asked curiously, "What are you lining up for, dear?" Not willing to let grandma in on her little secret, the young girl told her that some people were passing out free oranges and that she was lining up for some. "Mmm, sounds lovely," said Grandma. "I think I'll have some myself," she continued as she made her way to the back of the line. A police officer made his way down the line, questioning all of the prostitutes. When he got to Grandma, at the end of the line, he was bewildered. "But you're so old... how do you do it?" Grandma replied, "Oh, it's quite easy, sonny... I just remove my dentures and suck 'em dry!" xxxxx
How do you mean you totally recognise me i'm intrigued?!!! where bouts in england is Gotham City? (lol) whats your MSN if you fancy a chat giz a shout anytime your on next don't be afraid i don't bite...
How do you mean you totally recognise me i'm intrigued?!!! where bouts in england is Gotham City? (lol) whats your MSN if you fancy a chat giz a shout anytime your on next don't be afraid i don't bite (much)
Hey! Just got myself another audition for Shipwrecked whoop! Im fun, friendly and eccentric so anyone out blatently needs me! I love musicals and sing all the time and I'm really easy to talk too! good luck to all!btw in the pics I'm the red head!xxx
Because it'd be like living with an over excited puppy!I'm fun, lovable and get sleepy after eating!I love getting to know people and I've never met anyone who instantly dislikes me. I can think of only one person I really don't get along with and that freak put a secret camera in my kitchen to spy on me, so blatently he was a freak!!! I love to have fun and im a big fan of obscure deep and meaningfuls. My biggest principle is to be a good friend and thats all that matters to me!
What I'd like to change about myself
I'd like to learn about myself, what my strengths are, my weaknesses! Mainly because I still don't have a clue what I wana do with myself even after my degree! I'm a total planner and i'd love to find out how i deal with not knowing whats going to happen next!
Naughtiest thing I've ever done
Flashed at the top of the Empire State Building in the snow in front of about 50 tourists, so that one day i could write it in one of these!lol!
Scared of
Nothing...except banana's! i hate the smell, the shape, the colour, the way they go brown, the sound of the skin being pulled off! EWWWW!
Happiest when
I'm making other people happy and feel like I'm making a difference to the world! I love the satisfaction of seeing someone smile because of you! I want to my greatest achievment to be how I made people happy.
I love...
black nail varnish*death slides*EDDIE IZZARD*flat pack furniture*the tube*mash potato*footless tights*highlighters*phillips head screwdrivers*single parent families*COWBOY BOOTS*double beds*calvin harris*powder paint*flip flops*office chairs*photo's*bouncing*MEN IN KILTS*tanoy systems*RETRO BOARDGAMES!*the beach*my mum*secrets*dancing*MUSICALS*stationary*lists*atlas*hamsters*stained glass*SOUFLE!
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hiya huni how r u? xxx
By spud_696 3 months ago
A young teenaged girl was a prostitute and, for obvious reasons, kept it a secret from her grandma. One day, the police raided a brothel and arrested a group of prostitutes, including the young girl. ...
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By SEMAG about 1 year ago
20 posts
....oooooo....so close!!....it was whole hearted rummaging.......with masks!!....hows u??
By DAN_DA_DAN about 1 year ago
6 posts
How do you mean you totally recognise me i'm intrigued?!!! where bouts in england is Gotham City? (lol) whats your MSN if you fancy a chat giz a shout anytime your on next don't be afraid i don't bite...
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By mcsupersexy about 1 year ago
2 posts
'SPONGEBOB SQUARE PANTS' lol...
By Jemsb about 1 year ago
2 posts
aww thanks sweetie :) and yes that does sound rather suspect but i'll give you some fannage in return lol!
By jplol about 1 year ago
6 posts
If you wanna MSN me my Tag is SuperCarty@hotmail.co.uk
By mcsupersexy about 1 year ago
6 posts
I think i luv you
By mcsupersexy about 1 year ago
5 posts
oops! hahaha!!! thanks love! xx
By AmyB about 1 year ago
5 posts
Thanks T
By AmyB about 1 year ago
2 posts
lol thanks.. u mean anthony from last yr? afew ppl have said tht before xxx
By cpd about 1 year ago
2 posts
Think that's where I might be going wrong LOL x
By Redders about 1 year ago