Hi Thorny, Great photo! Here's a joke, abit crude but there ya go - The best engine in the entire world is the female vagina. It pulls anything, it takes any size piston and starts with only one fing...
Hi Thorny, Great photo! Here's a joke, abit crude but there ya go - The best engine in the entire world is the female vagina. It pulls anything, it takes any size piston and starts with only one finger! i did warn you!
hey, i have some jokes but 1st i need you to tell me how sick your sence of humor is on a scale of 1 - 10 (10 being the most!) so as not to risk offending/ warping your min
theres a priest a shamen and a rabai walk into a bar only there is no priest and there is no shamen, and its not a bar its my 8th birthday party and the preist is molesting me, only he's not a preist ...
theres a priest a shamen and a rabai walk into a bar only there is no priest and there is no shamen, and its not a bar its my 8th birthday party and the preist is molesting me, only he's not a preist its my dad.
like the first bit said I I am a short a**e ex rugby playing cross dressing paintballer that talks to dead people who would have guessed from my picture??? I haven’t played rugby since I was 16 because I broke my arm then dislocated my thumb and to top it off my knees where knackered so I thought it would be a good idea to give it up while I still could!!! lol
even more bosting lol
I am now a semi pro paintballer I play tournament paintball for London Halloween in the nspl (Nat west southern paintball league) in division two I have also taken part in the campaign cup (part of the millennium series which is the European circuit) recently held at crystal palace I have a list of sponsors including virgin and others that most wont no (so I wont bore ya any more with all that jazz). And I talk to dead people as well as I have trained to become a medium which can be well freaky at times especially when you tell people things that no one but them selves no, the look on there faces is great !!!
what will i miss the most
i would miss my hobbys, friends, soclising and life in general but most of all my family and my girlfriend coz family are most important in life
why have i decided to apply for the show
well that main reason is i have been off work with a bum sholder and am bored out of my minde but i like the outdoors i am verry keen to get stuck in with tasks as i allways give 110% i enjoy meeting new people amd making new friends as its better to have more friends than enimys but most of all for the once in a lifetime experance
Happiest when
chilling out with freiends and family at one of my many partys and spending time with the misses
madest thing ive done recently
well one of the nuttiest things ive done recently was going to a forest near me with about 25 mates where we took a masive sound system (because we got an electricity supply ) and a strobe light and partied for two days before getting knobbled by the police lol
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oooooolala! wot happend there? high 5
By larrybizzle 2 months ago
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Hi Thorny, Great photo! Here's a joke, abit crude but there ya go - The best engine in the entire world is the female vagina. It pulls anything, it takes any size piston and starts with only one fing...
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By flange 7 months ago
jeremy beadle is wanking one night.. he looks down and says " good, my cock looks so small in my hand, but on the other hand!" haha
By sior 8 months ago
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hey, i have some jokes but 1st i need you to tell me how sick your sence of humor is on a scale of 1 - 10 (10 being the most!) so as not to risk offending/ warping your min
By cheekynicki 8 months ago
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Jesus, what the hell happened there then? havent bin on for ages, just realised my profile was completely blank! oops! how are you doing?
By saucepot124 8 months ago
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Nutter
By adamfergy 9 months ago
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hat there hows it goin?
By jode 9 months ago
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thats some pretty impressive head injuries u have there, you look like your straigh out of a takashi miike film.
By VaskaDenisov 9 months ago
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theres a priest a shamen and a rabai walk into a bar only there is no priest and there is no shamen, and its not a bar its my 8th birthday party and the preist is molesting me, only he's not a preist ...
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By VaskaDenisov 9 months ago
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hey i didnt use this for a while so never wrote back but i am now ha your display picture is disturbing me. how are you?xx
By frankofridge 9 months ago
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wot d'ya call a gingerbread man with one leg....limp bizkit!
By Pid 9 months ago
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OW!!! I had a car accident the other day, a skoda bumped in to me...i was pissed off...there were currents, cake and jam everywhere
By Pid 9 months ago