1) What I am brilliant at 2) What gets on my tits

1)Really.... if i was to fill this out, i'd have my head so far up my ass that i'd possibley be stuck for quite a while.. so no.... just... no! Although i'm quite confident that i'm brilliant at being me... strange that. 2)A lot of things get on my tits, so i'll cut the crap and write a list... MySpace, FaceBook, people who rummage around a packet of sweets for their favourite colour, running out of toilet paper half way through, 4getting 2 put underwear on (it happens!), fakers, dogs with muzzles (train it u lazy fuker!) pointless t-shirts like 'I'm With Stupid', parliment, government, teachers, scum (aka ARSEnal), seeing the police breaking the law, drunk drivers (god they make it so obvious at 14mph with no lights on) and pretty much anything else that does'nt fall in line with my great-big-fat-massive-telefantastic OPINION!!! pheww, drink time..

What I'd like to change about myself

Nothing.... i'm quite happy the way i am thankyou, there is no point living life wanting to change things about yourself, u'd be going round in circles for ever... no1 is perfect... deal with it... i have already! ;-)

Naughtiest thing I've ever done

well... now that would be telling ;-) lol. ummm... i'm not sure really u can never think of these things when u need 2... probably having a fumble under the covers with my ex gurlfrend wen her parents were in the room... not very creative, but like i said i can't think lol oh and i called Chesney Hawkes a twat 2 his face :S... didn't go down too well!

Why i want to go on shipwrecked

Because i think it is just suited 2 my lifestyle, i am laid back, dont really have a care in the world, love meeting new people, and am completely spontaneous. I'm always up 4 a laf, and looking for new and exciting challenges. I would be a good leader on the island, because i put others intrests before mine, and always try to find a balance between opinions, i listen to people, and i also wear my heart on my sleeve. I think all in all i would b exciting to watch on the island, because u can never quite tel wat im going 2 do nxt! Also because i want to build a hilton style hut, with a toilet that flushes, freeview t.v, and utterly tastles decor... yep, like thats gonna happen, i'll sure as hell give it a shot tho! oh, i also want a new pet, i figured i could find one out there, so i can call it Bruce, and feed it... leaves and... water and... just.. yea, u get the drift... i'm coming for u brucey! oooo i could b like Tom Hanks in Castaway and befriend a football... priceless! lol

Happiest when

With my mates, having a laugh, collecting stamps, pressing flowers.... lol only joking about them 2! No, i'm mostly happy when i'm watching football, such a rush... especially if u support Spurs, my heart is always in my mouth!!

Favourite music, movie, magazine

where do i start.... i like all kinds of music, from Oasis, to The Jam, to Eminem, Fabolous, Jadakiss, 2 Pac... english grime such as Kano, JME, Dizzee Rascal, Skepta, Tynchy Stryder etc. and also dance, and reggae. If i could be bothered i would have tryed 2 sort my pics out, so that my head wasn't cut off in most of them, but do i look like i have the time to be doing that dearest? NO... FRANKLY... NO!!!

Hometown

Reading

Occupation

Travel Consultant

Relationship status

Single

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