SING IT GIRLS!!!

At first I was afraid, I was petrified.When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died!But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long, thatI grew strong, and I knew that I could take you on...But there you are, another lie,I was ready for a Big Mac and you've brought me a French fry!I should have known that it was bulls***t, just a sad pathetic dreamShould have known there was no Anaconda lurking in thoseJeans! Go on now - go! , Walk out the door,Don't you promise me 10 inches, then turn up with only 4!Weren't you a brat to think I wouldn't find you out!?Don't you know we're only joking when we say size don't count??!![Chorus]I will survive! I will survive!Cuz as long as I have batteries,My sex life's gonna thrive!I will always have good sex,With a handful of latex!I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey!It took all my self control not to laugh out loud,When I saw your little weiner standing tall and proud!But to hell with your ego and to hell with all your needs,Now I'm saving all my lovin' for a cordless multispeed![Chorus]I will survive! I will survive!Cuz as long as I have batteries,My sex life's gonna thrive!I will always have good sex,With a handful of latex!I will survive! I will survive!

Favourite music

gwen stefani, fall out boy,kanye west, evanescence, lostprophets

Favourite movie(s)

freddy got fingered! tank girl, the big hit, and the all time best is monty python the meaning of life!!

Scared of

not much i have a thing about tollets!!! and men that think they can tell me what i can a cant do lol

Happiest when

when ann summers said that the new rabbit was out!!! Sleeping in on a sunday!!!! when me and macy go down the park!!! & and when me and some mates go caving in the summer thats just mad lol and having a good man that will be there 4 me when i need him!

My Hero(s)

mr blobby AND MY DAD CUS HE IS ILL AND HE IS BEING SO GOOD ABOUT IT LOVE HIM X X X

Hometown

melksham wilts

Occupation

mum

Relationship status

i have my bitch

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