Proudest Moment

At my Christmas staff do this year, i was awarded "The Ellen DeGeneres Award" for most likely to become lesbian 2006! How Awesome is that?!

Most shocking realisation

Got way too drunk one night, went home and had fantastic sex, the next day i nearly chocked on my breakfast when i rememberd that it was the very end of my period and i hadn't removed my tampon Eeeeekkkkkkk! i spent the next 45 mins in every position imaginable in my bathroom with a pair of tweezers trying to hoke the damn thing out! haha :D

Most embarassing injury

Lobbed off the tip of my left nipple while shaving my underarms, Ouch!!! Dont worry its made a full recovery, well nearly, ive now got it pierced, i think my left nipple may feel a bit hard done by :/

What pisses me right off!!!

Tattoo artists that refuse to do a design that a PAYING CUSTOMER has designed themselves, claiming that what they do reflects on the company! OK IM SORRY, but my point is, that, while the artwork may reflect on the company, it also represents the individual! its the customer that has to live with the damn tattoo for the rest of their life, so should'nt it be done exactly as they want it?! Ggggrrrrrrrr! Damn powertrip tattoo artists!!! *Breathe* Phew, rants over! i love tattoos :D

On my "to do list . . . . .

Learn how to snowboard, off piste sex, threesome, roadtripping all over North America with friends, complete a full marathon . . . . . Well thats this year covered ;p

If you could bottle sensations . . . . .

the 10 seconds prior to orgasm, 1 arm under/1 arm over hugs from a guy u really like, looking in the mirror and satisfied with the reflection, coke with ice cubes hitting your lips during a sweltering hot summers day, being in the airport bar with mates downing a few prior to a kick ass holiday, to name but a few :D

Hometown

Belfast

Occupation

Best bartender in the world, its a hard job, but someones gotta do it :)

Relationship status

Single! to the Max

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