What I am brilliant at

bein totally random and comin up with crazy ass ideas :D i liv life in the fast lane!! i love 2 do naughty things cant help myself :D me and my m8 kreetzer r snake charmers and we gonna go 2 jungle and find that talkin monkey, u know the 1 from george of the jungle!

me speakin the truth

i guess im ur typical italian dude i love women! that dont mean i go around sleepin with every girl i see, i ave alot of respect for u ladies keep it real! im a dreamer, charmin so im told lol i try my best! :D very honest with lots of views on many different subjects not just a pretty face!!!! :D who does better magic trick god or david blaine, its david blaine innit! can make ppl believe things that might not b very true :P told the girls at college i had a glass eye i was like look at it! when they told me 2 move the other 1 i tried but they both moved they were like it moved? i was like yeah its a really well coordinated glass eye and they believed me!

gd times! :D

1night in town 2 police man got out of there car & ran off coz there was fight happenin behind woolies,so me & my m8 decided 2 c if the car was locked &it wasnt!so my m8 got in the car put the handbrake down &we pushed it down the road,we also had a lil audience @the time.we were really drunk at the time &found it so funny that we didnt go far from the car,not long after about 10 policemen came chargin@us&arrested us for theft of a motor vehical:Ogutted got the charge reduced tho 2 causing danger to other road users

Scared of

SPIDERS, lil dodgy eyed fuckers got surrounded in my bathroom by a few of them 1 day and i had 2 fight my way out with mr muscle spray :D hippies, first theres 1, 2 then a hippy circle before u know it theres a hippy music festival on ur door step and u know wot that brings along.... the uni know it all hippes! god damn tree huggers!!!!

Happiest when

with the bois doin our thing :D when im with a nice lady ;) cuddled up

Favourite music, movie, magazine

Music love rap and ska, sublime the best band in the world!!!! but i listen 2 anythin oh yeah and i love my cheesy 80 music godfather, scarface, donnie brasco, donnie darko, baseketball anythin funny or gangster tbh read alot of books 2!

Hometown

dereham baby!

Occupation

removal man

Relationship status

flyin solo

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