Weird obsessions

Every year i go through these weird obsessions when i was 18, i loved cheese (cathedral city) and i used to eat it by the lump my mum even brought my a lump of cheese and put candles in it for my birthday. I now have a thing with fish eyes i don't no why but i love the texture and when i walk through Tesco's i just can't help myself i have to have a quick poke.

Favourite music

Trance, i like going to illigal raves but wouldn't listen to Techno otherwise!

About me

Im loud and fiesty usually falling out ofs pubs around closing time and end up getting myself to trouble. Im really tiny and on first impressions come across as sweet and innocent but im not because of my look i have burping compitions with fat grown men, and they think theres no chance of me winning but i havnt lost yet and its a good way of getting free drinks. im also quite strong always having arm wrestles and picking up 15st men.

Scared of

spiders and adam apples and nail brushes

Happiest when

in controll! and when im pissed as fuck.

Facts

I have never broken a bone (touch wood), never been stung by a wasp and never had a filling! Pigions can't walk without bopping their heads. The longest tapeworm found in the human body was 33 meters long. Ralph harris drinks his own piss.

Hometown

Milton Keynes

Occupation

Catering assistance

Relationship status

partnered

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