whats my favourite alcomoholic drink!?

OOH, thats a toughie! right, pre bar drinks e.g. at the house would be, a bottle of white wine-usually the cheapest but always chardonnay! then, at the first bar (ok, we wont go bar by bar i'll be here all night and theres pubs to get too!!) generally, in bars either cocktails-i like uncle minties and sex on the beach-naturally! or a mixer, malibu and coke is nice, or if im desperate vokda, lime and lemonade! and if im not drunken enough by then :S a big fat sambuka to floor me!

how devastated am i about gatecrasher burning down!?

somebody pick me up off the floor and hand me a tissue to blot my leaking face! RIP crasher, we loved you!

How naughty am i!?

in a word..VERY! i am a massive practical joker, i love jumping out of dark corridors etc to frighten the life out of people! I tend to tell a few white lies, but never big ones, theyre far too serious and you'll always get caught! and yes, i admit, i have stolen a road sign or two! and maybe some sweets from the shop once or twice... ok, so im not that naughty but theres always time!

Wheres my favourite place!?

To eat-it has to be Chiquito's, the mexican! love the fiesta nachos and santa fe wrap! to drink-in sheffield it's Cavendish, or walkabout! good'ay! To get drunk- well, it was gatecrasher........ to sleep- My big fat double bed with cosy cushions and 13.5 tog duvet...mmm snug! to snog- anywhere public!

which celebrity am i most like!?

theres a couple, in looks i always get told i look like delta goodrem and kirsty gallagher-although not sure how i feel about that! in personlity, most definately either phoebe from friends (cliche but true!) or Grace from Will&Grace, she's eccentric, acts slightly dumb but we all know shes intelligent really!

why should i be sent to rapota or aitutaki?!

Because, I SHOULD GODDAMMIT! they both need me but only one may be luckily enough to feel my presence! im not that full of myself, but i do think i would bring a sense of fun and value to the island!! PS did i mention-i sunbathe topless? well! who seriously, wants strap marks when they go home?!

Hometown

Sheffield in term time-Wrexham in the hollydays!

Occupation

I'm a tax dodger!

Relationship status

with partner!

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