Wierdest thing i have done when drunk?

1. dressing up as half naked chefs and running around friends kitchen to the scissors sisters.. 2. hiding in a dustbin and waiting to jump out at the next person to scare.. 3. standing on a shot glass..going to hospital - 6 stitches 4. playing strip jenga 5. taking a whole new identity.."hi my name's niama, im 23 and i've been married for 3 years and i have three kids." 6. playing my "magic penny whistle" 7. making up odd and bizaa and wonderful religions 8. telling people i love them..no I love YOU more.

me..

well, i'm jen. i have a twin sister. i love life. i love going out, drinking, dancing, whanging and huffing (they tend to be together though) meeting new people and funning it and playing it! im outgoing, confident, turhtful, sometimes harsh, a bad liar, sarcastic, troublesome (is that a word?). i made up a national day called MASSIVE day when everything is just massive! i told a teacher it was national quiz day so we could play quizzes all lesson rather than work - she fell for it. im up for a laugh and live life everyday to the full..i don't waste a second. i like to be slightly off the norm; "alternative" starting new things and nto always finishing them. being creative. i love to make things out of random things...i made a top out of staples and some spare material lying around..i wear it all the time. motto: you only live once.

love:

chips (with maychup:dont tell me you don't know what that is) gigs, friends, hugs, really bad jokes that are funny because they are just soo bad, really good jokes, making lists, midgets, beer, sweetcorn, quavers, sleeping, creamage, dancing, dancing when no-ones looking, timmy from south park, stewie from family guy, funny laughs, a good night at a bar with my closest friends, sexual inuendo's, dressing up.

some favourite words of mine:

whang. dweeb. idiot. cheeese. creamy. ridiculous. massive. beans. onamatipaeia (no idea how to spell it though. totalitarianism (just becuase it rolls off your tongue)

a few bad things about me:

i hate people who lie to my face, boring people bore me, i don't like spinich. i'm quite petty and get annoyed by silly things and can be known to hold grudges over silly things. i enjoy a good bitch but would , but whatever i say when i bitch i will, or already have said it to your face. i dont like people being two-faced. i can be a bit dippy at times, but i don't think that is that bad a quality to have. i mumble, i have the most awful memory and i talk absolute shit sometimes. the last thing is people call me twin no. 2, but iv learnt to deal with that, i mean i did come out of the womb second, so i mean it is fair, right?

Hometown

Norwich

Occupation

Student / waitress

Relationship status

Single

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