What i'm good at:

I'm brilliant at entertaining myself and other people...i'm hardly ever bored...i hate the feeling, so am constantly doing stuff to keep me amused. My favourite thing in the world is making people jump (sadistic i know), never fails to make me laugh. I'm also good with people (as cliche as that sounds) and have always don jobs which involved this skill...my current job involves helping to organise events...so i get paid to party :)

What i'm shite at:

I'm awful at cooking....infact worse than awful....i've been known to burn pot noodles and microwavable chips!...and i also up until the age of 22 thought that pasta was grown...apparently its made..who'd have thought it! I like to try though :) - give me some lambs tongue on the island...i'd make a beautiful lambs tongue and charcoal stew :)

Blonde moments

these seem to be my forte...aside from the pasta thing...i've asked whether we could go and visit westminster abbey (while in york....) erm i've asked if a push bike is a bike you only push (....if not then why not call it a regular bike??!!!!) and i innocently asked whether they only turned on the northern lights at xmas......i do have a degree don't you know...lol surprisinly though not in geography, or cooking...or bikes...(tis a BSc(hons) in social studies).

Scared of

sloths (not a vewry interesting story as to why, is to do with the david bowie film the labyrinth, and they are just soo lazy..i think while they are lazing they are plotting to take over the world!), wasps & bees - they make me run like a maniac...so much for the stand still and it'll not get you lark...it'll not get me if it can't catch me! and you have to run in a sporadic nature to confuse them so they don't follow!

Happiest when

i'm in the company of people who make me laugh, 5 o'clock arrives on a workday or when i'm in water (i'm a mermaid at heart!...ohh or maybe a pirate!)

My Hero(s)

johnny depp (amazing actor and i love the way he is so oblivious to how attractive he is - i hate arrogant people, and i like attractive people :)), the beckhams (yes even victoria which is rather taboo), oh and derren brown...but he should also be on the things i am scared of list!...saw him on tour amazingly freaky!, and the fabulous, and hilarious, and sexy russell brand (i love scruffy men...god knows why!)

Hometown

Chesterfield...(where? you ask...midlands nr sheff) oh and cyberly i live at www.mingleville.com/burlesque

Occupation

fundraising assistant at a hospice

Relationship status

single for ways too long!

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