Who i love more than cups of tea

I am absolutely outrageously and insanely in love with Pete Doherty. Everything about that man is just magical, his skinny jeans, his smelly little trilby, those emery beads draped round his scabby neck and that sexy little skull tatto! twit twoo! In a close second comes my kettle that stays boiling for 3 hours, it is the sex!

What I'd like to change about myself

I think it would be really interesting if i changed the fact i had ear bones, do they actually do anything anyway?! But seriously, i would like to change the fact that my two front teeth aren't real. i smashed them out road work diving as you will be able to see from the video. I am also a VERY scatty person, tends to send people walking in the other direction, especially blokes. They think i'm the best thing since sliced bread until i open my mouth. washing unicorn socks and bigging up harry potter does not seem to be of good conversation.

Naughtiest thing I've ever done

I tryed sniffing coke once but the ice cubes got stuck up my nose. jokes. Urm, as i'm such an angel i could probably stretch as far as not throwing a fish bak in the water. Fish fear me! Oh and the time when i found out my fella had cheated on me with a mate, she awoke to find her car, her mums car and her sisters car covered in red paint!Yeah baby!

Crys when

When the going get tough, the tough gets waterproof mascara! Don't you always find that you see more tears run down pretty faces than the plain ones. Not much of a streamer to be honest but i am a very dedicated dancer and student. Studying English, Law, Psychology and Sociolgy oh yeah you know i get all A's and B's. Also a ballet dancer and have been on tour all over England and Wales - yes that does mean i am extremely flexible lol

Most used chat up line lol

You're like a prize fish - I don't know whether I want to mount you or eat you. And of course queeries on the starsigns! absolutely addicted to these things, only date geminis, leos and libras. No1 else can handle me apparently lol

Favourite dance move

The fax machine, absolute classic. Any brave soul who dares use it, will defo be arrested for stealing my moves! Also love rolly pollying through the middle of break dancing competitions, you know!

Hometown

Mildenhall on a farm - damn you pig jokes

Occupation

Student

Relationship status

single

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